I heard that if you put the painting in front of a mirror with all the lights off and the shades drawn and say, "I did not have sexual relations," three times, you get a coupon for free dry-cleaning.

... seriously, though. Biting the hand that feeds you, much?

Why are you in an article about last night's episode when you haven't watched it yet and you're that concerned about spoilers?

Adam responds like the petulant shaggy-haired man-baby he so frequently is, overloading with feelings until they pour out of his ears and he lashes out in every direction.

Kilts?

*reads article*

I love rap songs that channel that horror movie background track.

Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.

Kids ruin everything. See Season 6 of Gilmore Girls. (It was all downhill after April showed up.)

Lose your religion, lose your leg!

I lost it when she stuck that tiny little stretchy hand to the fridge.

That smile is used to best effect as Jacob, tho

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

I'd be much happier if they were lovers but I recognize that is unlikely

Is she Princeton Mom's mom?!

You know, those clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

And I will ruin 3 varieties of potatoes and then send you grilled cheeses, both dark cheese and light.

Song of Solomon is great, but it really fires me up when you bring out your Deuteronomy quotes.