Just put adult only. Those who are your friends will understand and probably be grateful to have an evening away from their darlings. You will have people that can't come, but if they are your friends, they will understand that you want your wedding your way. The other selfish ones will pout but you don't want to have…

You make an excellent, oft-overlooked point in this debate, that if you're a local wedding guest who will known many other people at the event, it's not the end of the world to spend an evening without your SO.

The most important lesson I learned is related to #5, and it's You Are a Team Now, So Communication is King. Mom asks if she can invite her coworkers to the wedding? Let me check with the groom and we'll let you know if we have room on the guest list for a few more. Father-in-law insists on a top-shelf open bar? We've…

15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.

I guess we've all forgotten her drunk and disorderly "don't you know who I am" brouhaha?

I like how his nipples and belly button make a really grumpy face.

They're not in it at ALL? That makes me sad. But then again, anything after Bernadette Peters and Tim Curry would be a disappointment.

Yeah, "Maybe" makes me cry every time. This trailer, as an adoptee and WOC, made me cry. A lot.

Would Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet be willing to put out a video? For, uh, instructional purposes? I'm not even kidding. Lisa Bonet clearly has some skills I could benefit from learning.

At least one half of Daft Punk came to her aid!

JLaw! You do NOT take your girl down with you! Sister Rules! Know them, follow them.

"a British barrister who..."

Isn't it just the most ridiculous? You'd think enough people could see past the corporate greed that is keeping this system (and, more importantly, millions of people) so sick, but nope—someone has somehow convinced a ton of us that if we have universal healthcare we'll all start killing rich people and speaking…

My mom's hospital roommate had her baby in the elevator and was totally embarrassed about it. So a little later the nurse was trying to make her feel better and said "a couple years ago a woman had her baby in the parking lot!" and the woman's husband said "that was her."

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

I have a friend who went to the hospital to deliver her daughter (I believe she was induced). Her son took 54 hours (about 5 of pushing), so she sent her husband home for a while and was like "This'll be a while. Go home, get some sleep, come back in a few hours."

This baby will never be sick. A filthy sidewalk in NYC has fortified this child's immune system to levels never seen before.

Or just move that tip down to the "if he's cheating section."