Someone needs to commission this as a statue.

Snarky little dreamboat. Be still my heart.

Wait, they skipped from vinyl to cassettes, right over 8 tracks? UP YOUR GAME URBAN OUTFITTERS.

I was just about to say this. The candidates are nothing alike, but their grass-roots movements are strikingly similar.

Pretty sure he was trying not to drop an F-bomb.

That’s what horrified me. I was replaying over and over, trying to listen for at least a gasp, and saw kids averting their eyes.

See, now I’d actually visit something like that! Dolls and fro-yo? No thank you.

My god, do you know what I would give to weigh 130 lbs? Alas, even the most well-meaning moms screw the poodle in some way when it comes to their daughter’s self esteem. Among the things my devoted mother told me would make me look thinner: long nails (yes, I’m self conscious of my HAND WEIGHT), tan skin (way to take…

He looks 12. Also a bit like E from Entourage. Who also looks 12.

I’ve never been able to make the winged liner thing work for me either. I have round-ish eyes and hooded lids, so any liner above my lashline just looks heavy and completely obscures what visible lid I have. :/

Since eye shadow is supposed to be just that — adding shadows to create depth to your lids — I generally stick to a cool taupe color for my cool-toned pale skin. Something that actually mimics the shadows elsewhere on my face. I’m also a fan of rosy tones too, because I have lots of pink undertones.

For eyeliners, I…

What in Sam Hell does ‘fat for your weight’ mean?

I’m 35 now. My mom passed when I was 20 and my dad moved out of state not long after, and after I was on my own I kind of came to terms with my beliefs without making a big fuss over it. Involvement with any extended family has dwindled to contact on the holidays if that. I’ve learned over the years to swiftly change…

Oh, I’ll write a book one of these days. I went to a teeny tiny Southern Baptist school where I only had 19 people in my graduating class, and our textbooks were from Bob Jones University press. We had Christian colleges regularly come to recruit people, but Liberty University wasn’t allowed in because they were too…

May need to try this, that’s a beautiful color.

Growing up in a evangelical community, I’ve noticed there is often a dubious hook that people use when trying to minister or witness, along the lines of “I used to be a crack whore” or “I was in a gang and murdered hundreds of people” before I found Christ. Boring stories don’t capture the kids’ attention.

I remember…

Oh holy god, I cannot look away. I love that the second Katy Perry video is satanic because it shows her joining the military, which is OBVIOUSLY just blatant illuminati propaganda aiming to build the armies of the New World Order. I suppose an anti-military evangelical christian is a bit refreshing though.

It weirds me out when people call it “toe cleavage”. Like, great, now I have to worry about the way my toes are pressed together being the right kind of sexy.

My immediate thought here was Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly.

I swear, he’s one of the best written characters of any sitcom ever.