Criminal mastermind this man is not.

I've been obsessively refreshing HLN's live feed. All productivity, and faith in humanity, has gone down the drain today.

News reports in the last week have said that they'd both done google searches about how long it takes animals and people to die in hot cars.

They're speculating the kid died around noon.

Not sure about that comparison. Every last inch of Gaston was covered in hair, whereas Robin Thicke definitely seems like the chest-waxing type.

CRACKED UP at the furniture one!

Honestly? I had to give it two or three tries before I got hooked. The only reason I did is because my fiance LOVES it. I'm in love now, and can appreciate it for the writing and creativity of the different bottle episodes and parodies. It's definitely different from anything out there, but not everyone's cup of tea.

My boy is always confused when I tell him I can't wait until he gets some grey in his beard. And yet, BASK IN THE GLORY.

Oh geez, he could really feel it?

This is my worry as well. I was on Alesse for a couple of years, after switching from pill to pill because of horrific side effects from hormone levels. I think I was moved onto another low-dose pill after Alesse, and started having break-through bleeding, which my GYN explained was a symptom of hormone levels not…

ALSO, people still think that IUD's abort babies. Seriously, my family still thinks this way (evangelicals living in the Georgia suburbs, FWIW). My sister broke down in tears trying talk me out of getting one, saying "If you knew what those things REALLY DO, what they REALLY ARE, you would never ever even think of…

Do you mind if I ask how she found out it migrated to her abdominal cavity, and what sort of long-term problems that ended up causing? {Hopeful IUD user, but scared to death.}

I could see them playing him as progressive and having a problem with his future son-in-law's politics?

What on earth did I just watch?

Franck planning his own wedding? I would totally watch that.

I read this but tried it with baby oil gel, 'cause that's all I had. And 'cause I'm a genius. DID NOT WORK.

Let me guess, the "Fully Alive" title is referring to fetuses?

There was a little of that. Mostly boys showing off or bragging about what they'd already done. Our entire grade consisted of 19 people though. It was tough keeping secrets from each other, so you always knew who was bullshitting.

I had a — wait for it — BIBLE STUDIES teacher do this to us at the Christian school I attended. Only it was a graph on the marker board with acts explicitly spelled out, such as "heavy petting," "oral sex," and "intercourse" and we had to actually mark on the graph how far we'd be willing to go, then sign our names…

YES! It slays me. The other part that makes me blubber like an idiot is when he asks Jenny if little Forrest is smart. :(