Yep. I went to so many "hell houses" {the southern baptist equivalent of haunted houses} growing up, and the culmination was always going into a pitch black room filled with space heaters and smoke and hearing someone screaming your name {read off your name tag when you first enter} saying "Why didn't you telllllll…

My god, that does sound like hell to me.

... and also the name of a cheese spread.

I'm shocked at the physical reaction I had at the headline. Methinks I'm a bit too invested in these people's lives.

AND! She was on @Midnight on Monday. And won! If you haven't checked it out I highly recommend it — it's on Comedy Central (and Hulu).

I knew I was officially a grown up when I rewatched Buffy last year and started having sex dreams about Giles instead of Spike.

Thank you. I'm going to bookmark this article and send it to every client who tells me to make their design "sexy." In the past I've toyed with the idea of adding lipstick and fishnet stockings to inanimate objects, in the absence of any clearer direction.

But if you want to enjoy having evolved to a point that we can even question whether or not we're being "natural" enough, then stop worrying about it so much.

I'm a 1980 Jenny too! I grew up with tons of Jenny's in my class so I was always relegated to "Jenny P." which used to infuriate me SO MUCH. As I got older, all my Jenny peers slowly began transforming into Jennifer's, and I was one of the only ones who stayed a Jenny. I've been told by many to go by Jennifer because…

And the funeral is at the Decatur cemetery, literally less than a 2 minute walk from my house. I was so pissed that I heard about them filming there after they'd already left!

I'm not even sure that the reason this clip is so entertaining is because it's a white girl taking rap and making cute, or whatever. I honestly thought it was entertaining because that's a lot of words to remember. I'd be equally as enthralled if she sang all the lyrics to "It's the End of the World as We Know It" or…

Hmm. Never read the book. Must check it out.

These are amazing. I could watch them all day.

Right? Entirely too much kinetic flailing going on. Slow is sexy, boys.

No, pretty sure he's doing it wrong. Entirely too much flailing going on.

Well, he's got the Ken doll muscle, but that's about where the similarities end. A racy song does not a sexy song make.

Jesse Pinkman, is that you?

But then you take that whole fun, judge-y part of life away.

While I'm very familiar with this concept, I've never heard of anyone referring to Revelations as fan fiction. And now I will never refer to it any other way.

Oh I have family members who are THRILLED at the idea of the second coming. It's all they talk about. I have an aunt who signs off every FB post with "EVEN SO, COME LORD JESUS!" or "BEAM ME UP, LORD!"