I don't know. I think that hair NEEDS the stache.

Perfection.

To all of these nasty excuses for human beings...

Thank you. I can't stand the "Ooh, what does this one mean?" conversation. I could come up with about fifteen reasons for you that may or may not be bullshit, but that make them sound more interesting—OR, I can be honest and say that I'm in love with the design and seeing it makes me happy.

I'm now wiping coffee off of my computer monitor. You win the internets today.

I remember a couple of years ago there was an article on here that referenced "those old school GAP ads with the swing dancing." Jez makes me feel so old sometimes. :(

She always had more of that self-tanner look to me.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the Bible stories that VeggieTales told trumped the discomfort of temporary suspension of disbelief for your friend's parents.

I've always wondered about this. Are we going by a general assumption that the wimmenz be smaller than the menz, or are our ovaries to blame for the disparity?

Oh my god, I so pictured Bunny from Sex and the City there. I'm jealous of your kooky WASP-y relatives! I rarely get offered gin and tonics at family gatherings.

Oh, she loved it. But our family never was the perfect picture of propriety.

I had this same discussion with someone after the boy and I had been together a few years. I had a friend suggest "bedfellow" which I thought was awesome, but didn't quite stick. Turned in to "my fella" or "my boy" which is still kinda cute I think.

I call mine "the boy" — but only when describing him to other people. I've never shouted "BOY!" at him, though I may have to start.

I actually have an Aunt Kitty. And for whatever reason, T's were easier for all of us to say when we were little, so she's spent a good deal of her life being called "Aunt Titty."

She looks a bit like Jennifer Garner to me. So adorable! I'm mesmerized as well.

The John Adams one is the absolute best, probably because my brain is super-imposing Paul Giamatti's face onto the body.

Well, he is "Lovah" in my phone, but I wouldn't be able to call him that without erupting into giggles. We do the "baby" thing, which I always thought was gross until him. Go figure.

The Dita Von Teese - Marilyn Manson - Evan Rachel Wood connection makes this thought especially strange.

We crashed her site!

Exactly! This is what I was saying the whole time, and as soon as she "cut her hair" in the show she looked like Lindsay again. A *GASP* seven-years-older Lindsay, who may have seemed a bit thinner, but definitely more like herself. That wig was just horrid.