I refuse to actually argue with you over this point, and instead will simply leave this video here.

I've said this before many times. Men: Unless you are Ron Swanson, Tom Selleck, or Eugene Hutz, please stop trying to make the mustache happen.

No, this one kills me too! Also when people write "yeah" but really mean "yay."

And why the hell couldn't they hop into that hot spring first?

I concur. And I live in Bible Belt. So...

I certainly wasn't this well informed about my own body at eleven or twelve. I don't think I knew the word clitoris until I was in high school. I blame my Christian School education and a mother who was terrified to bring up the subject of sex.

SO loving the haircut Amy Poehler's been rocking. Did anyone see her bit on Jimmy Fallon where she recreated the 1930s Vogue cover that looks like her? Hilarious, of course, but her hair looked AMAZING in that interview.

Nice touch. :)

That's an absolutely hypnotic gif.

You and me both. I've always enjoyed his books and have found him absolutely delightful in interviews (his recent one on Colbert being no exception). :(

I kept closing my eyes and picturing Lady Mary.

How explicit could Andy Warhol's diaries be that they needed to be put on embargo for so long? There is honestly nothing I could learn about that man that would shock me. Is it to protect the names of people who were involved with him or something?

I know. So much for my light-hearted Dirt Bag read!

A bit mean, sure, but is it really any meaner than comparing Boehner to Tan Mom? I mean, I definitely take more joy in that joke because Boehner is an asshat, but to me the insults are on the same level.

That made me laugh. I have the exact same issue.

Depends on the butt in question. :) I find that a pocket that goes farther down and sort of "cups" my ass, for lack of a better term, is much more flattering than a square right smack in the middle of the cheek.

Hm. Are they like jeggings? Do they actually look like jeans or are they, like, lycra with a denim pattern/coloring?

That. Is. Fabulous. The wallpaper is even right.

Yeah, when I think of high waisted jeans, I think of how they fit me (a very short waisted girl) and thus think of jeans under my rib cage, completely covering my belly button.

No, you are not the only one. I remember rejoicing in college when cute jeans started showing up with lower waists.