Two white men in late middle age make a show about another white man in late middle age whose the coolest and smartest person who never lived.

Claim not to endorse his nihilistic philosophy but the fact he’s undefeatable is a decisive statement unto itself.

Who hurt you

Which is weird because there’s heavy trans subtext to the Matrix what with both of the directors later coming out as transgender and the book Fight Club was based on was written by a gay man who was mocking toxic masculinity. Something I bet the “fans” you’re describing would blow a gasket over.

Quick, do an episode where Rick really wants McDonalds to pay it’s workers a living wage!

It reminds me quite a bit of It’s Always Sunny; for a while I lived with a small handful of dudes who wanted to be The Gang, picking analogues in the show for who they felt best represented them, and emulating the various drinking games and habits they exhibited. It entirely baffles me that anyone would watch that…

One of the primary criticisms leveled against Rick And Morty fans is that they mistakenly valorize Rick as a sort of uber-nerd, a shit-talking asshole who’s too smart to abide by normal social rules. Rick is always right, and when he isn’t, he still comes out on top, probably with a catchphrase and an episode-ending…

Well that explains why the plane I was on today suddenly nosedived and everyone started screaming. My bad.

To be a prime “that guy,” by 90s rules, that hesitation dribble was a total carry. (By Jordan rules, it was great Inside Stuff material.)

Aw, come on. That was just a joke, it was self-deprecating and funny. He’s no trump.

Watching a highlight being made in front of their eyes.

Come on. The photoshop joke was, as you said, a joke. Not particularly funny, but obviously a joke...makes sense for a comedian. The Trump’s and Ball’s of the world don’t joke, they proclaim themselves winners and attack you if you call them on their bullshit.

Where’s the goddamn helpside defense?

Jordan’s baseline spin and dunk over Ewing is one of the most legendary dunks in NBA history and it isn’t even remotely close to the worst time Ewing got dunked. Though if Pippen had done that Draymond, the Bulls barbershop quartet would have gotten a soprano

LBJ is going to be pissed if Isaiah keeps playing D like that in the playoffs.

Like the most underrated of all basketball skills is immunity from shame. Getting destroyed like this is proof you are trying. Contesting shots no matter how many times you get dunked on, trying to stay in front of A.I even though he will almost certainly embarrass you. People dunked on Patrick Ewing all the damn…

Replying to you so when it hits and they eat you first, before the servers go down I can look back at this post and LAUGH.

This scares me more.

Those bolt-on fender flares are horrible. I know it is a ‘look’, but they didn’t even match the paint and they don’t even look like they are designed for this car.

What was even worse when watching the entire video, is the officer flew off the handle by what was said by the supervisor on the phone, not by what the nurse said. He took his aggression out on her, for what someone else said. That’s fucked up. 

We never hear enough follow ups to these cases. The guy who arrives later is adamant (and condescending) they were correct on the law. Why isn’t he being investigated as well if the media involved are telling us what they were doing was illegal?