Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

You’re full of vinegar this morning. Don’t get salty with me.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I can’t for the life of me figure out why Kaine didn’t hit back at the “career politician” slur. I kept waiting for him to ask Pence “So, what the hell does that make you?” Mike Pence has been running for office since 19-fucking-88. Before that? He was an attorney...for 2 years.

This just absolutely has my blood boiling. We’re shitting on Kaine because he spoke the truth too aggressively and praising Pence for confidently, sociopathically lying his ass off. All I’ve gotten from the reaction to this debate is “Truth and fact don’t matter. Lie like your life depends on it. As long as you say it…

Don-descending?

yeah I don’t get that. Pence managed to be a subtle bigot instead of a raging bigot? so he won - by appearing less obviously horrible if you weren’t listening to the words coming out of his mouth? hooray?

Yes. And it’s not just big whoppers or self-aggrandizing stories, it’s the tiny, little, easily refutable, reflexive lies that kill me. “The NFL wrote me a letter about the debate schedule!” No, they didn’t. “I have a fact checker on my website!” No, you don’t. “ICE endorsed me!” Also no. “I won all the polls!”

Politics is so stupid. Pence was declared the victor because he was the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy politician? He stayed calm and lied well under pressure? Hooray! Pence is a liar on the order of a common sociopath! Congratulations you have won the debate! He kept ramming Kaine about being a “career politician”…

“He may now bend the concept of fact as well.”

She’s a lying, manipulative, unethical person. She’s not your average woman who happens to have fame and money. She and her family are awful. A lot of people on here are yelling ‘victim blaming!’ when actually, most people are just expressing their apathy.

I don’t really understand why we’re being so rude and dismissive about the Paris police. They seem to be taking the case seriously and are searching for the attackers. As far as I can tell, they didn’t say that Kim was responsible for what happened at all; they said that they think these thieves targeted her…

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

You would be drinking better wine out of the same mug while smoking a cigarette and watching an even bigger tv outside.

I guess you do need strong ankles for these sick dance moves.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as knowing how much President Barrack Hussein Obama chafes their asses. They can refuse to call him president and check his papers but he is still in charge!

Is STD the same as cocaine?

Maybe she has, ahem, the sniffles.

Ann Coulter and Chelsea Handler in a room together is the sort of thing that nightmares are made of. I’d rather pull off my own fingernails with a pair of pliers than watch them trade semi-intelligent barbs to figure who wins the Blonde Mean Girl award.