Obligatory Simpsons kinja reference, 9/14/16

Uhhh, brb......

The one outside work is timed from the moment I cross the threshold to the parking lot. It knows the precise time it takes me to walk to the truck, get in, and get down to the corner. It then turns yellow the moment I can actually see the light just as an “eff you!” to me.

Yup. And as soon as I pop it into neutral and take my foot off the clutch, THAT’S when I get a green.

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Also referred to in the engineering world as a ‘thermal event.’.

Now, I’m not discounting your expertise in the field...but your user name makes me suspect that you don’t really know when to run away from something...

You might have a case with Corrosion. Fire is, after all, just overly vigorous oxidation.

#DougCar

These puns are lit.

“Optional fire extinguisher"

It has your common Ferrari wear and tear

It’s really got me all...

Hey, it’s still under the original Maintenance warranty! Sold!

“Italian styling” “performance” “Heritage”

I know it’s funny to laugh at Ferrari, but really, how are they able to sell cars that go up in flames so frequently? If it were Toyota or Honda there would be outrage, CEOs head would roll, pitchforks would get honed, etc...

That sounds like a really

At first I thought you said “beer bombs” and I was all-in! But due to the comma in the middle, “meh” instead. I’m hoping it was a typo.

I only believe in the Constitution when it conforms to my personal world view. As such, I am against the 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 13th, 14th, 16th, and 19th Amendments in their entirety, and the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 15th Amendments being granted to non-white folk.