That should be even more illegal than an emissions cheat device.

Cops don’t like being reminded that they shouldn’t kill any kids today.

201 hp turbo 4, or modern Day 2.slow?

Missing a traditional gear shifter and no 6 cylinder option. No thanks.

The Subaru Solterra. It is so embarassing to drive that I’ve never actually seen anyone drive one in real life. In fact I’ve never seen one anywhere.  Subaru saw a sale on grey plastic cladding and said yes, we will take all of it.

The 2 Series Gran Coupe is one of the most ungainly looking cars on the road today. Not a single angle looks good. BMW’s design language REALLY doesn’t translate well to a FWD platform. Same for the 2nd and 3rd gen X1/X2. The dash-to-axle ratio is just too short for that tall, upright grille. Makes the cars look like…

“We offer more shades of gray than can be distinguished by the human eye.”

I’ll nominate the Hyundai Ionic 6. From some angles its almost a 4 door Porschesque look but not in a good way yet, from other angles it reminds me of the old Cadillace Seville with that abbreviated trunk.  In either case its an awkward car that just reached too far.

Any Telsa. The stink of Musk / Trump is inseparable from the brand.

EcoBoost Mustang. I understand that the 0-60 times are below the V8 muscle cars we all wax nostalgic on from 20+ years ago. I understand that they also deliver 30+ mpg on the highway. But still every time I see a pony on the back instead of the GT, and the V8 rumble is replaced by the rasp of the 4 cylinder, I can…

If we’re honest, that’s every BMW SUV, but I assume you’re thinking of the XM.

The “on sale today” caveat makes this harder, because there are a lot of mods that make cars embarrassing (I’m talking about you, Carolina squat). But for cars currently for sale that are embarrassing, I’m going with the Rolls Royce Cullinan SUV. Ugly, fat, and ungainly, as well as ridiculously expensive for what it…

Keeps cost down.  Plus parking lot moms only want white anyway, so I don’t even know why they have choices.

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

Sorry, that thing is hideous.  Remember those 70s and 80s movies where they would take a standard car and do a terrible job of adding some features to it so it couldn't be id'ed.  This looks like a poorly disguised Volvo, a family trickster for the 2020s.  I kind of like a lot of the newer Hyundais, but this is a step…

The least ugly of the three Ioniq’s. Still ugly. Still should’ve been a minivan. 

Thanks. I hate it.

I do not like the fender design. It’s just awkward. 

We are not....I’ll keep my Challenger Scat Pack.....need the V8 sound.