I get it. The whole fucking world is obsessed with that rank, dirty hot water with milk called coffee, but it’s just not my cuppa tea.

I watched two. whole. seasons. of GOT before I was like, “Why the fuck am I doing this, especially when I’m in the middle of at least 5 other series?”

The danger of satire is that many people—probably most people—are irony deficient and are taught to read texts exclusively at a surface level. The number of right-wingers that didn’t understand, for example, that Colbert’s character on The Colbert Report was making fun of them, is scary large.

Smocks’ is no stranger to the legal system. He’s racked up 17 convictions since the age of 18, many tied to impersonating a member of the military or police.

I’m a lawyer. This is what declarations sound like. Because a lawyer wrote it, based on her statements, not an actor. LOL.  Also, as a former prosecutor of sexual assault and domestic violence, I promise you she is “truly scared,” and will probably never not be.

“Irish low-cost carrier helped develop the C919 but has placed an order for the aircraft.”

If you want me to watch rich assholes they need to ride dragons or build railroads in the old west or something. They can’t be our assholes. I don’t need Kendall Roy when Trump Jr exists. I already know these people and reality has already made me tired of hearing about them.

This is a shockingly bad take, not only should you be embarrassed, you should be ashamed.

Imagine wanting to be a douchebag forever. 

Are these the people trafficking and harvesting the blood of children that the right is always yelling about? 

dude looks like an actual literal vampire so this tracks

Letting a woman apply makeup to your face isn’t gay, but blending it IS, obviously.

I’m sure it’ll be about as effective as that shit hair dye

Central Alberta checking in. Dodge/Ram pickups. Black, black wheels, 2" lift, slip tank, rolling coal, driven by hyper-aggressive oil-field services guys who feel the need to accelerate from every stoplight like they’re John fucking Force.

as a fellow St. Louisian, unregistered uninsured Nissans.

People should have realized something stunk when suddenly Fox New seemed to give a shit about veteran’s issues and problems.

I’m still stuck on the chyron that says “The Left’s War on Women”. Once again, Fox News and The Onion merge until one cannot be distinguished from the other.

The Seven Ups without a doubt contains one of the three or four greatest car chases in movie history, and I knew full fucking well you guys were going to have no idea the movie even exists- the chase was even designed by Bill Hickman, the same guy who did the chase scenes for Bullitt and The French Connection. I’ve…

Maybe a little obscure, but the chase in “The Seven-ups” should be included.

Come on, the climactic tanker chase at the end of the Road Warrior is an all-timer. That’s where George Miller really established his signature ability to meld chase sequence with battle sequence and ratchet up the standard car case to a whole other level.