I feel personally attacked, and I will not stand for this. The search for a Trans Am I can afford has officially begun.

I love it when Torchinsky starts drinking first thing in the morning.

Good popcorn is amazing

Yeah, the headline here should really be “If you’re going to buy a used car without inspecting, Carvana will treat you better than any other seller will.”

And for accuracy:

More appetizing options:

This guy is a mustache away from selling pillows.

One of these days, those sick liberals will get their evil formula dialed in.

I’d like to speak to the Manager of the Progressive Elite Left, please.

The entire incident happened only because officers chased him. 

A precedent of aggressive behavior towards the cops or public leading to no repercussions just reinforces the dangerous behavior.

Have to feel for the family of Dulce Castro. Beat cancer only to die in a car crash? That's just devastating. 

The police chief refused to comment on whether the collision with a police officer was a proper cause to initiate the pursuit until the investigation was completed.

He’s not wrong there fuck-o.  Anti-vaxxers are the most fucking stupid people on the planet.

Sigh...

I don’t know. With all the things that can go wrong during weddings, if the thing that goes wrong during your wedding is just Tom Hanks shows up and gives you unrequested love advice for a few minutes, you should count yourself lucky. 

I think the most egregious issue in this article is someone is actually willing to pay Ice Cube $9 million to do anything in 2021.

The vaccine mandate at my work kicks in on Monday. I wonder how many people aren’t going to be there anymore. 

Straight outta Covid

Chet's the only blot on this man's record.