Love it!!!

I’m sorry women won’t fuck you. At least no one will ever know about your microdick.

My parents went for a postprandial hike, and my stepmother had an aortic dissection and died, twenty minutes from help.

Our new Thanksgiving tradition is to drink brown liquors and cry.

The last time I traveled for Thanksgiving was when we drove up to my uncle’s house when I was pregnant with my youngest child. We were a full two hours late because it took us almost 8 hours to get there in some of the worst traffic I have ever seen on Thanksgiving Day. I spent the entire drive with a pie on my lap,…

That description is vivid enough to make me feel like I chewed on aluminum foil. 

Years ago when I was in New York in November on a biz trip, the pervasive scent of roasting chestnuts compelled me to buy a little bag and give them a try, and, well, they sure do smell good.

God I thought this shit was dead. We spread our legs because it’s physically uncomfortable not to. On top of that, in my case, I have chronic pain in my knees and legs (and I’m not that old so you wouldn’t assume that just by looking at me), so it hurts to keep my legs in the same position for very long and they’re…

According to 37 people based on that screen shot, they are hitting the crack pipe hard today.

They were complete crap when new, even by Detroit standards of the day. 

I have a 2018 Challenger Hellcat and I drive it all year round on summer tires. Driven it it in the summer, hurricane downpours and dead ass winter. Nothing written in this article is true, the car is not that touchy or twitchy and mine is modified to have more power over stock. 

I don’t think a worse article has been written about an amazing car. Really glad Jalopnik hired someone afraid of fast cars to write about fast cars....

Carrots (baby or otherwise): I’m mostly fine with these if they are cooked, steamed well, and mixed with a bunch of other stuff. Raw, however, is just a taste I can’t get over. It’s sweet and crunchy in a way I find upsetting.

My favorite is “Trumplethinskin.”  :D

I only clicked because thats a good looking pupper in the lead photo. 

oh I just put my air fryer next to the 1990s bread machine.

I learned early in my career that a humble engineer is a good engineer. You dont know everything and never will. I might have experience behind the computer but someone that builds things for a living has more knowledge to say something is wrong than I do. 

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…

Impossible is significantly better than Beyond. I keep thinking Beyond will be close, and it never is.
I’m certainly ready for cheaper options. Idgaf if they put that on the “kids” menu, I’m getting 3 Impossible Cheeseburgers and eating them like sliders.

I am trying to send my daughter to college next year and these stories are gonna be my cause of death. Roommate homicide? Fuck every single little thing.

I would totally take one of these over an FR-S/86 or Supra.