And they don’t have near the crime of Chicago

You can have your fascist state. I will keep my inalienable rights.  

He looks like one of those guys who does FB videos from the front seat of his truck giving lessons on, how to not treat his daughter, how liberalism is killing merica or why I need Jesus. 

Your childhood fantasies of soaring through the air like Iron Man or Superman will seem far less fantastic after this sobering first-person footage of a drone racing alongside a moving cargo train reveals just how terrifying (and slightly nauseating) it would be to actually fly.

It turns out that generations of deceptive and abusive business practices actually poisons your relationship with your buyers. Funny how that works.

8. Russian
My coworkers/My boss told me straight to my face (in public) that my people are thieves and criminals (I am Jewish and was born in Ukraine but people think I am from Russia). I came to US in 1996 and hear something like this or a version of this, non-stop. I am sorry you didn’t have good experience with…

Since I’m not from the USA, I didn’t know the procedures behind launching a nuclear attack. I figured Trump would have to clear it first, but now, now I’m scared. He can just fire them off without asking anyone, which is scary as hell because his judgement is clearly compromised by dementia.

There’s more to a strike than just a few guys deciding to not show up for work.

It’s not your problem personally, so it is nobody’s problem. Typical southerner attitude.

Your masters will be thrilled to see the efficacy of their brainwashing in public!

This is an article about how the USA once planned on creating a weapon that would literally destroy the planet, and you’re whining about how it’s “globalist fake news”. I was wondering how much of an asshole someone would have to be to create a weapon that would take out the planet as retaliation for an attack, and…

As someone who has been in the finance industry for 15 years and who was employed by Wells Fargo (Wachovia when we were acquired by WF) then forced out when he wouldn’t put up with their overselling bullshit, believe me when I say this:

A lot of it has to do with “a black President came up with it”. The other half is hating people who aren’t rich straight white guys.

Can’t they actually pretend to be less biased?

Why don’t they just rename fox news “WHOPPERS” White house official presidential propaganda excrement recycling service?

“The healthy people are paying for the sick people.”

“That this disaster was allowed to happen is something Obama should always be ashamed of.”

I liked it better when The Onion was a satirical paper, instead of a prediction engine.

You’d think they’d have ways of determining this beforehand, like some sort of training process...