The reason to oppose the death penalty has nothing to do with the people who deserve it. It has to do with the people who don’t. We execute innocent people sometimes. It’s that fucking cut and dried. If you are for the death penalty, you are okay with the state occasionally getting it wrong and murdering innocent…

I’m sorry if you don’t like being told that but if you voted for Trump you voted for racism. You voted for a misogynist. You voted for an arguably mediocre businessman who has made a career out of screwing over contractors and has a terrible reputation. You voted for someone who’s idea of diplomacy is angry tweeting…

All I read was your, “Good news with Trump? Look at unemployment figures. Don’t hear about that in the media much.” And my response is that he can’t take credit for it. So please don’t be calling that “good news with Trump” and expect to let it slide. I had a great dinner last night and I don’t think Trump was…

Apparently the new conservative talking point is that shoving people out of the way is a sign of strong leadership.

He gets his info from pillow talk at night with drunk Steve Bannon, then confirm the veracity on infowars.

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

As a person who votes against their own self-interest routinely, this article makes me irrationally angry. The liberal media (any news outlet who uses cogent reasoning to disprove a white American’s misplaced anger) was never this harsh to Obama. You are still upset about Hillary’s loss. Excuse me while I finish…

The only thing that could get me to vote faster for this guy would be if he promised to put Christie into a dunk tank like a carnival game. Even if he charged $10 per throw I would be there all day.

When I was an undergrad at UCLA, I was walking back to my dorm from class. Steve Harvey had a booth set up on Bruin Walk, the main walkway from the dorms to the campus. He was a guest on a local radio station, and I recognized him from TV, so I joined the small crowd in front of the booth to watch him talk to the…

I don’t think the F-35 should be completely scrapped at this point. More like a lesson learned for the next time the U.S. has to embark on a major procurement project. One-size-fits-all actually ends up fitting nobody very well.

I like how

I was never a huge fan of his, even back when he had a tv show. He was the weakest act from the Kings of Comedy. His whole act was just him saying the shit he’d say on his show, but with swears. I never like his tacky ass quadruple-breasted suits with the 16 buttons and more pockets than cargo pants.

I’m so confused about the up sides of being employed by Trump. WHO thinks this looks good on the ol’ CV?!

4. Sean Spicer yelled that Comey was fired into the hall so reporters would overhear and break the story. This was followed by Spicy hiding in the bushes to avoid real questions from media.

And the wing nuts are saying “We thought you moonbats hated him lol”. It’s called nuance motherfuckers. Have some.

I just... I mean, the people in the WH are a joke? Some of the things that have actually happened are even less plausible? It’s partly the unpredictability that’s so terrifying. I have a good vocabulary, but fucked is probably the best way to put it.

*45's not the kind of guy to break up with you via text. No, he texts a friend to do it for him instead. Class act all the way.

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE? Not only did he think firing Comey would successfully cover his ass, he thought people would be fucking happy about it. Seriously if I have to read about how anyone can be President now—this does nothing except prove that only people with adequate capabilities and experience should be…

Maybe they sang it because they know those republicans just signed their pink slips. There’s no getting re elected after this.

This job is killing him from the inside out. I’m wondering what is going to occur first: a stroke or coronary.