Time to roll down to Mar a Lago and cry this one out
How about repeal and replace the GOP? Every last one of them.
jesus you got to drop the blame obama thing at some point. getting kinda childish at this point like “well he did it”. we will just wait for the glad bag of yellow diarrhea you voted for to do something. legal I mean something legal.
TIL that I was abused by my parents. I was allowed to cruise my dad’s golf cart all over the neighborhood (small town, rural, cul de sacs all over, with one entrance into the neighborhood) with no supervision while I was in elementary school. The next door neighbor who was the same age was allowed to do the same on a…
Shit, a charge of child abuse makes a charge of child endangerment seem reasonable, and a charge of child endangerment would have been excessive.
And police wonder why they no longer have the respect and trust of the public that they once did. Here’s your answer.
The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential.
“The Chevrolet SS was a classic case of giving enthusiasts what they wanted, but not having your fan base put their money where their mouth is.”
You’re a fucking freak.
Even on my worst taco-bell-and-beer-shit mornings, even with my very efficient shit-trapping asshole hairs, I still only need maybe five squares for the first wipe. Usually three to four suffice though and then two to three for all subsequent wipes.
Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!
Speaking of needing confirmation, has there ever been a fun bag item about the Great Schism between those who sit and lean to wipe, and those who stand all the way up to wipe? This still blows my mind a decade after finding out that there was another method and half of my fellow men did it that way.
You know, I thought the same thing about people who stand to wipe, but there are lots of people who will willingly admit that, and wadding isn’t nearly as insane as standing up.
It felt good to read that Drew uses as much TP as I do. You Minimal Square folks are fucking scary. Live a little!
No fucking way he looks like that. This Photo has been altered to Satisfy our Very Best Wishes in re Steve-O.
I never thought I would miss George W. Bush. Ever. Or that he would ever sound eloquent by comparison.
YES! I literally turned to my friend and said “Does.....does he think he gets the weekends off?”
Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.