Both would be “wreck” movies I want to see. Especially the Jerry Lewis masterpiece. I love bad movies, and both seem to be sure bets.

Toaster Strudel showed what even a junk pastry could be, so?

I liked the idea of PT’s just fine, Toaster Strudel’s were much better for sure, but I admit, I’m one picky SOB. I know two people who make me seem like a foodie in comparison. One guy eats almost nothing but white stuff, or stuff that was originally white, like mashed potatoes and french fries. The other guy can’t…

Hopefully, the movie won’t be as lame as Pop-Tarts have been for all these years. I can’t remember being more disappointed at trying some food I would have liked at lot, if it had been done well. Nothing about PT’s are well done. 

I haven’t had a couple of the ones in this list, but IMHO, the best of the ones I’ve tried have been the Donkey chips. The Tostitos are amazingly blah. As a plain eater, a chip has to live and die by itself, without help from some gross (My opinion is it’s always gross) dip/sauce. But over any tortilla chips I’ve ever…

I always thought it was the filter, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a slow pump with an old looking hose on it, and a few times, I’ve been one of the first customers after they replaced the hose assembly after some dope drives off with the nozzle stuck in his filler pipe. I had a slow one recently that was on a…

Wendy’s wants me to eat there in the morning? Easy, just make, you know...

Subway is, IMHO, just awful. Always was, it’s only a place I go to when there is nothing else available. Except Taco Bell, I wouldn’t set foot in one of those. I’ve never had a sandwich at Subway that rates more than a 4 out of 10. If I want something like a Subway sandwich, I just go to Kroger’s or someplace, buy a…

I saw some dumb driving Sat morning at a local Meijer store that actually shocked me. In 50+ years of driving, I’ve never seen people actually pass other cars in the parking lot. Not go around a stopped car/truck, but actually pass them. The store was busy for 830am and was getting busier by the minute. The first…

I admit, I don’t like malt vinegar on my fish, so take that into consideration. IMHO, it totally blows. The people I was with laughed at the face I made when I ate the first one. I gave the other ones to the one person at the table who actually liked them enough to get them again. Just give me the usual “Walt’s”…

Not really crazy about the rear end, something is just “off” about it, I think the tail lights are a little too small. But in general, I like it, a lot. I wondered if a hatch would ever come back in a car like this. I would prefer the Hemi go on, I’m not a turbo fan, too many friends with Ecoboost and other turbo issue…

I want the damn Potato Cakes back! I don’t really care about any of their sides, except for Curly Fries, and to be honest, they pale in comparison to Potato Cakes. They can keep all their sauce crap. Not wanted, or needed, period. 

I buy the 4 pound bag of 1 pound brocolli steamer bags at either Costco or Sam’s Club, they seem pretty much exactly the same, down to the ziplock type of resealer strip that almost always tears off, unless the bag is opened with a very gentle pull. Why it’s on there anyway, I don’t know, I started tossing the big bag…

A guy I know thinks the same thing. He sees the name “Socialist” and that’s it, no further learning is done, nothing is read up on, he swallows Fox pretty much 100%. His leaps in logic when trying to explain how Nazi Germany was allied with Fascist Italy are pretty damn amazing. He does seem to understand that…

If I ever get the chance, I’ll try one, without the gross mustard and whatever else they want to put on it. Plain for me, always.

My ‘93 Grand Cherokee suddenly started having it. Scared the crap out of me. I took it to a shop run by a friend and they “Couldn’t find anything wrong with it!”, everything was “OK”. Except they agreed it was wobbling like a MoFo. It had about 38K miles on it, if I recall correctly. A visit to one Jeep dealer got the…

You must have eaten totally different Lobsters from what I’ve eaten. I like it just fine plain, garlic butter is better though. I prefer shrimp in general though. Crab of all edible species are another of my favorites. Sea bugs rule!

I should have explained it better. Leaving the campus was not only NOT a big deal 99% of us did it, from 1st to 8th grade at Harvard school. There were only a couple of dozen kids out of about 330 or so, that ever ate in the “lunch room”, which was simply a former shower room that was converted by yanking the pipes…

I was convinced by the 4th grade that the people running my school were pretty much insane, but we never danced at all in school. One of the oddest things they obsessed over was girls opening their legs when wearing Culottes and pants. For some reason, this got one teacher(A huge drunk) and the assistant principal(Not…

He never really liked it anyway, Meathead annoyed him almost as much as Rob Reiner does in real life. When he found out Rob had made a ton of money with Seinfeld, which he loves, he was all upset. His lack of any real understanding of politics amazes and saddens me. He refuses to actually read a damn book, and gets…