Oh, I’ve tried pizza, but never have gotten a single bite down. IMO, tomatoes are the vilest things to come out of the ground, and cheese ranges from, “Why?” to “Holy shit, NO!”. My opinion of tomatoes came from the first taste of them long before I started talking. Everyone else in the house saw that I hated the…

Wow, I actually would probably like that potato pizza. A friend’s wife does a sort of similar thing with red and white potatoes, sometimes both at once. It’s pretty good. Most of her stuff (That I would touch) is at least an 8 out of 10. The greatest thing I’ve ever eaten, period is this catfish stuffed with…

It’s one of the very few times that retro was done right. The Camaro is a total train wreck, IMO.

I avoid the freeway near where I live at almost all costs, because almost every time I get on it, there’s a wreck and some moron starts honking his damn horn. Like it would make a difference when the wreck is a half mile ahead. I had a doctor’s appointment a few weeks ago and was running late, so I gave it a shot and…

Pet Tabs, and we gave them to the snacker(Gus). We put that “Forbid” stuff in all their food to try to stop it before we tried the vitamins, and Gus actually seemed to like it, as he did Bitter Apple which we tried to get him to stop eating non-disgusting stuff. I see there are a ton of those anti-chew sprays out…

A friend of mine has a 383 ‘71 Roadrunner with a built 727 auto that has a shift kit in it and shifts very firmly. The car also has 4.10 gears in it, along with a Gear Vendors overdrive that makes the final ratio a highway friendly 2.70, when you want it to be. We took it to Chicago (about 220 miles, I drove), and it…

I never heard anything good about the 400 either. I passed on a ‘74 Satellite with one just because of the 400 it had in it (factory). The 340/360 and 440 were the way to go in the early ‘70's. The 400 was just a “lazy” engine that was sad compared to the great 383 of a couple years earlier.

Identical to the microwaved ones? What? You’ve got me shaking my head in bewilderment. Your tasting abilty is lacking, to be nice about it. They don’t taste all that much alike, really. I have to drive about an hour to go to a WC up near Detroit, so I only go about 2 times a year. Is it worth it? Hell yes! When we did…

Yeah, I’m a picky old bastard. Probably the only guy you’ve ever exchanged comments with who has never, ever swallowed a single bite of pizza. I’ve gotten it into my mouth, but that’s it. I’ve hated tomatoes in any form since day one. Same for cheese and most dairy, to be honest about it. I have a ton of other hates,…

I had a Pit Bull mix for 14 years who had all kinds of stuff he ate. When he was a puppy, his favorite thing was to snack in the cat’s litter box. Another popular item was my older yellow Lab’s turds. The poop eating stopped very quickly when we started giving him dog vitamins. If we ran out, about 15 days later, the…

You haven’t heard of all the Chipotle problems? As in $25 million bucks worth of them?

The worst? No way. It’s definitely not the best, but Rally’s/Checker’s, Taco Bell, and Chipotle, just for their hygeine problems alone, are worse than BK, which, if I have to choose between it and McDonald’s, is the winner, solely due to the Whopper and Big Fish vs. a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish, which are sadly…

Every single dog I’ve owned has eaten grass. I remember the Dachshund we had when I was little yakking up a wad of bile colored grass on my bed when I was sick one morning. I was 3. 

We used to go to a family friend’s house for Thanksgiving and Easter, and one year, the brother of the host starts ranting about the Seinfeld episode, “The Contest”, and how he wrote a letter to NBC about “that filth”. Everyone but him and his wife, burst out laughing. He denied EVER doing it, as did his wife. Both…

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If you want to see some crazy spelling and didn’t come close to the actual word said, watch some shows with the closed captioning turned on. About once a day, I bust out laughing at how far off the caption is. It’s worse on a live newscast, but even shows where it says who is sponsoring the CC, it’s a mess. I have to…

A stock SS454 would usually pass, it might have trouble on the idle part, but driving the hell out of it would clean it up enough to get it by. A better solution, not for the extreme modded, like the Chevelle was in my post above, was an MSD type ignition. On most vehicles, just turning it on would drop tailpipe…

When I was doing it, anything after ‘68 had to have a smog test, even a new car brought in from out of state. Jeey Lewis and I nearly got into an actual fight when he brought a new Mercedes in from L.A. This was at the time of his life when he later claimed to have no memory of it because of all the drugs he was…

I was on the other side of this. I was the inspector, doing smog tests in Las Vegas. A ‘69 or ‘70 Chevelle SS454 comes in, it’s got a BIG cam in it, barely idles, slams both the HC(Hydrocarbon) and CO(Carbon Monoxide) meters and even when I tried the “drive the hell out of it in first gear to blow it out” method, it…

It’s kind of a draw between Culver’s and Chick-Fil-A as far as long lines go. One of the two Culver’s is inside a shopping center’s parking lot, so it doesn’t cause any huge traffic issues, but the other one, on the East side, is on a major road, and when it’s swamped, the right lane is blocked and it’s just a…