Walleye and yellow perch, sweet corn, “Indiana melons” were common foods. I would pass on the cantaloupes and honeydos, just watermelon for me.

I agree, that’s part of what’s wrong with it. It’s usually cheap ass corn on top of being made with that flavocol shit and almost always too much of that “butter”. 

The smell is the only good thing about movie popcorn. The actual taste is IMHO, extremely disappointing. 

You judging anything as “ugly” is just crazy in itself. Your articles over the years prove beyond any doubt that your sense of ugly is miles apart from most other people’s. 

I hate movie theater popcorn, almost always have. But when I make it at home with baby white corn, corn oil, and sea salt, that’s a whole nother universe. 

You obviously haven’t had fresh popcorn made the right way. 

If you’re saying that about movie popcorn, or microwave popcorn,I can see your point, it’s shit.

A Sugar Daddy would have been one of my favorites, but I never got one. Milk Duds were as close as I ever got. 

We had a neighbor who always gave those out. Once we saw that she was doing it again, we just would pass on by the house. Nobody I knew would trade anything decent for them, so it was the best thing to avoid them. 

I don’t know how people cannot drink when eating. I get pretty uncomfortable when I eat without at least a bottle of water to wash it down with. My mom was like you, she would drink a tiny bit of water or soda, and she would say, “I can’t eat any more, the stuff I drank filled me up!”. This always amused me for some…

My worst thing as I get older is biting my tongue. I’m slightly tongue tied, according to my now retired dentist. I don’t know if that has anything to do with it, but it’s been increasing since I turned 50, and that was 15 years ago. I bite it HARD about 3-4 times a week. Bleeds quite a bit, but heals overnight. My…

I thought about that scene when I posted the above! We never did anything like that, but there were a couple of guys who got caught doing shit that didn’t want to cooperate with us when we grabbed them up. On guy had a drill in his coat pocket with a flex shaft that went down his arm, to a 90 degree drill chuck in the…

In Las Vegas back in the mid ‘70's, the downtown casinos decided that they didn’t want “Those punk kids” to cruise downtown, so the cops started hassling them. The cruie moved a long way out to a pretty dead area. A few years later, “How come the young people don’t come downtown?”.

When I was doing casino security, a Secret Service agent brought some fake bills to a meeting I was at and some were amazingly good looking, but the paper gave it away as a fake. Just a quick feel between your fingers told you “fake!” instantly. No need for any more work to tell if it was real or not. But people took…

I’m old and remember the first Pop-Tart I ever had. What a disappointment. I’ve had them several times and the only words that came to mind are:

I live alone, and I buy the following stuff almost exclusively at Costco:

I could see keeping my Challenger Scat Pack until I die/stop driving. By far, it’s the vehicle I’ve liked the best out of all I’ve owned. 

I’m willing to overlook ugly/errored/blah plates from the BMV because, at least in Lucas and Wood counties, the BMV offices are run so well compared to other places I’ve lived and heard about. I renewed my DL in July and was in and out in about 15 minutes. I don’t know about Vegas recently, but I spent several half…

I built my first PC around 1990. I built about 15 all together 6 or so for me, and the rest for friends who were scared to do it. No problems, except the Mobo drivers needed to be updated on my first one and that took a week. The only DOA part I ever had was a blu-ray burner didn’t work. I had bought another for me,…

I got my first bottle of dark soy sauce a couple of months ago, and I haven’t touched the regular stuff since. I haven’t tried any other brand but this one: