I just want a burger sometimes for breakfast, and unless I go to a place like Denny’s, it’s something hard to find until 10:30am or so. Yesterday, I had leftover shrimp fried rice and a bowl of sauteed snow peas, washed down with sweet iced tea. That fried rice got went from great to magical overnight.

I don’t know how they even survived eating some of that stuff. Gus’s buddy, Orville, ate a long piece of dental floss once and he was not happy when I slowly pulled it out of his butt. Here is Orville and baby Gus playing. A year later, Orville would stick his entire head into his mouth and Gus would suck on it.…

When I was a little kid I dreaded having my hair washed. Not because of anything having to do with the washing itself, it was my mother’s grabbing my hair in the front and wringing it out. It hurt like hell and I would yell every damn time and she kept on doing it, until one day I told her if she did it again, I would…

I wonder when his daughter will have the light come on and realize, “My dad is an idiot, and a whackjob!”. Hopefully, they won’t let him pleabargain this charge down to probation and public service. 

He came very very close to losing his 760 when my mom told his mom what had happened. I think he only pumped it twice before he shot me, and man, it stung like hell, like nothing I had ever felt before. By the next morning, my upper lip, right cheek and the bottom of my nose was purple. We told everyone I walked into…

Thanks, he was my favorite of all my dogs.

I hate the strawberry Twizzlers, and actually anything strawberry, artificial or real. But I like the cherry Twizzlers a lot. Not my favorite at all, but I buy a bag once a year or so. IMHO, nothing beats a Reese’s PBC. Not the minis, the thins, the pretzel (Awful), the ones with Reese’s Pieces in them, or any of the…

Not my favorite at all, but I would take a 3 Musk over a Butterfinger 100% of the time. I don’t get the Butterfinger appeal at all. I don’t hate them, but every time I’ve tried one, it’s....and I hate to use the term, meh.

I have a BB in my face, just under my right nostril, since about 1969. My best friend was goofing around and, thinking his Crossman 760 was unloaded, fired it. It bled for hours. We didn’t know it was still in my face until a year later when I was in the ER for a broken nose. The lie we made up about my face fell…

My girlfriend from early ‘78 to late ‘81 was working the drive through at McD’s across the street from where I worked. I went through the first time I saw her with my two dogs in the truck with me, and I think they hooked her more than anything I did. She gave them each a messed up burger that they had put the wrong…

My dog Gus was an insane chewer and eater of all kinds of horrible stuff from the time we got him at 3 months old, until he suddenly stopped about a year later. His hit list includes:

Eggs: Nope, not a fan. Dog food. Mom and dad both liked them a little runny.

I think all around it’s one of the best looking cars in a long long time. Simple, and to put it bluntly, not stupid “angry bug” looking. If I was looking at a new car, it would be on my list. There aren’t too many new cars I actually like the looks of, at least ones I can afford.

Go out there and do it and come back and tell us all about how easy it is.

I bought a new PC from ABS/NewEgg and...it has one of those awful PSU’s in it. I’m asking for them to replace it with something decent. I don’t want to have a PSU that shoots fire out of it in my apartment.

We were a “Cutlass Family” from 1968 until 1973. I had one, mom had one, my sister had 3 (I wrecked one of them) and we loved them, even the ‘72 Supreme that had a bunch of nagging issues it took a year to resolve. The 73's killed the Cutlass love in our house. Between the awful looks (All four of us, mom, dad, me,…

I never went more than about 65 this time in the Charger, and it felt like I was going very fast. It’s been a couple of years since I drove one of the old cars, the last one was my friend’s ‘71 383 Road Runner, which has much better tires on it than ever came on one new, and like my old Runner and Trans Am, at a…

As bad as the brakes are on the Charger and a neighbor’s old 55? Ford are, I can’t imagine how bad those are. They’ve gotten be scary as hell in a hard stop. 

For me, it’s the weird burgers that came out of the vending machine and you microwaved to a temperature so high it had to be sterile. They were plain, so I would actually eat them, but they had a very strange taste. I never got sick on one, unlike some food I got in restaurants.

I recently drove a ‘70 Charger ( 440 TFlite)Red with a black vinyl top( I hate vinyl tops big time!) and I have to say, driving my Scat Pack Challenger has made me realize how bad those old cars were, but they sure looked great! The brakes, which were recently done, were just awful.