I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

I’m no expert and I couldn’t see his lips, but I’m pretty sure it was “I’m having an MVP season and you’re a clubhouse cancer and a mediocre pitcher who helped hand the Mets the division.”

Who needs Romo when we have Captain America

If you can’t publicly defend vaccines you arent much of a Doctor.

I need to learn more about Carson before i write him off but I don’t think being a neurosurgeon qualifies you to run a country.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

Lay off the kid, it’s East Carolina. That’s counts as a big win for Florida nowadays.

Fuck you

Ha! No, I just like real baseball where players play offense and defense. Following the DH to its conclusion, why not have all nine spots in the batting order filled with guys who do nothing but hit and all field positions filled with defensive specialists?

That's easy: ditch the DH

Yes yes. A high school football game got out of control because two players got shitty, so the entire state should leave the union. What a rational person you are.

I’m proud of you son

*Bah-ston bawn n’ raised. I know you lot are feeling a bit...deflated today as far as Patriots hate goes.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

But Johnny Cash is a national treasure, right? Remember all the songs he wrote about shooting women? Oh, but because he’s a white country singer we look past shit like ‘Deliah’s Gone’ where he tied a woman to a chair and then shot her twice. Or ‘Cocaine Blues’. Double fuckin’ standard...

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.