Amazing and talented musician. Check out "The Drift."

Indeed. Underage drinking deaths immediately comes to mind...

Probably. Utah's not *all* bad, though. There's actually a pretty big sex scene out there apparently. My dominatrix friend has told me some fascinating tales about her tenure in SLC.

I feel bad for the women and children that are born into this cult.

Call me crazy, but going down/watching someone else go down on a woman is way hotter than watching some dude get his dick sucked (even if it's mine).

Keep grasping at those straws.

Zombie dreams are so much fun, though! I can always jump *really* high.

Yeah, there are a lot of people out there that assume *all* women like dudes that look like tattooed Ken dolls.

Hopefully it fixes the Episilon mission. I stole all the cars required of me and the mission just... stops.

I think you misused the word "hipster."

Some of the reactions to your post are hilarious.

I liked Michael Wilbon's take on this.

Indeed. I guess I'm just a little surprised that he's *this* dumb.

Isn't his family extremely rich? What a dummy.

Clearly ESPN hasn't been devoting enough air time to Yasiel Puig.

Wait, you're criticizing someone for *not* being in a frat?

Absolutely nothing wrong with having standards. I have them myself. However, I always roll my eyes when I hear one of my friends talk about their "list" of qualities that the man/woman *must* meet in order to qualify as a potential mate. I think those people run a risk of being alone forever.

The one thing I do know about Bob Ryan.... he's a straight up gangster. You got bawls, boyo.

Jay is clearly jonsing for a cigarette.