Yeah, there are a lot of people out there that assume *all* women like dudes that look like tattooed Ken dolls.

Hopefully it fixes the Episilon mission. I stole all the cars required of me and the mission just... stops.

I think you misused the word "hipster."

Some of the reactions to your post are hilarious.

I liked Michael Wilbon's take on this.

Indeed. I guess I'm just a little surprised that he's *this* dumb.

Isn't his family extremely rich? What a dummy.

Clearly ESPN hasn't been devoting enough air time to Yasiel Puig.

Wait, you're criticizing someone for *not* being in a frat?

Absolutely nothing wrong with having standards. I have them myself. However, I always roll my eyes when I hear one of my friends talk about their "list" of qualities that the man/woman *must* meet in order to qualify as a potential mate. I think those people run a risk of being alone forever.

The one thing I do know about Bob Ryan.... he's a straight up gangster. You got bawls, boyo.

Jay is clearly jonsing for a cigarette.

Malcolm Jamal Awesome?

Am I supposed to know who Carly Rae Jepsen is? I feel so old.

Vietnam was such an honorable and justifiable war. Mohammed Ali was just a big ol' pussy when it comes down to it.

For those who have inquired, Peruvian prisons are worse than US prisons. For starters, in Lurigancho for example, people literally starve. There's also a more substantial amount of rape and violence from what I gather.

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