I’m a Jets fan. I’m already there.

Go to hell.

His families must be so proud of him.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Cool story and he seemed legit and fun. Good on him and good on the Blues for connecting with him in the heat of the moment rather than waiting like until next year. Also I love that he got a players jersey and not a custom one.

Exactly. You want to make a movie about all the terrible shit Reagan did? HAVE AT IT. Dude was a criminal and an asshole. THERE’S PLENTY OF MATERIAL. But don’t make fun of him for having Alzheimers. In addition to being gross, it’s just kind of lazy.

As someone whose grandparents both suffered from dementia, I certainly don’t think it’s a laughing matter (but hey, different strokes for different folks), but I find it even worse that Ferrell would use a real historical figure for this, particularly one whose immediate family is still alive. It just seems incredibly…

Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

“I scored the winning run tonight! Life can’t get any better!”

it looks like somebody’s whacking him in the nuts...

I wouldn’t expect to pass any test with a Dee.

Wait till you hear her music.

ESPN starting to shed a bunch of their assholes (Schilling, Tirico, Ditka demoted off Countdown, etc.) is like the WWE suddenly stockpiling awesome independent talent instead of their usual generic meatheads. In both cases, I wasn’t expecting those types of maneuvers, but will not complain.

If you think this is disturbing, you should see the outtakes.

Has there been a guy who’s had a more quiet hall of fame career as Adrian Beltre? Seriously, everyone talks about how Chipper Jones is this sure fire first ballot guy (which I don’t disagree with) yet I feel fairly confident that Beltre won’t get in on the first year, despite having an equally productive career. The…

Ha, I also dropped acid yesterday afternoon.