gambling? in casablanca? I'm shocked! round up the usual suspects!

if the NFL fined the players, there would have been a league wide strike.

the jets always have room for another criminal.

Terrible suits, good man.

low blow.

2 words: snow bongs!

who cares about what he thinks. for several years he threw a baseball 60 feet 6 inches very well. that doesn't give anyone reason to pay attention to him.

now, this is a far better use of the deadspin site than dick pix and other clickbait.

thats not the real KISS. It's a cover band.

i actually have a bootleg 2003 Cubs World Series t Shirt I bought on the street outside of Wrigley! I wonder how much I can sell it for!

eagles fans are truly assholes

scumbag move by the dbacks to do it with 3 games left.

it's called "murderer's thumb", not "murder's thumb"

it had to end this way.

surprised Sean Hannity didn't also tie in Benghazi.

I hope somebody puts a bullet into the fat dwarf's head.

some lives were spared as people got to work late that day as it was the first day of school and also the democratic primary for mayor had people voting.

shit, if i could sell my basketball team for $2 billion then i'd say some crazy racist shit too.

awesome

ca-ching!