The ranting that follows every new month’s game announcement over at the PlayStation Blog makes me ill. It’s entiltment at it’s worse when ages ago, your $50 a year just allowed you to play games online and that was that.

Nowhere in the writing when you sign up for Live or Playstation Plus says that your going to get free AAA titles and if you expect it, then you are an idiot.

Those people haven’t played Grim Fandango since the 1990s.

It’s the popular hipster thing to say this episode sucked. Wooden acting? Anderson and Duchovny played the characters exactly the same way they’ve always played them. In many ways it felt like the show never left. Aside from the contemporary cell phones and nods to current politics, it felt EXACTLY like an episode of…

Every random encounter is an opportunity to improve Zidane’s Thievery skill, so I for one will elect not to use this feature!

I wouldn’t ask Bethesda a damn thing.

If you want a game with a great storyline then go play Grand Theft Auto V. I found this game to be more of a sandbox game where you take over settlements and blow stuff to bits. The newer mechanics and breakable bridges are a great addition. I feel like they improved on the mechanics of the old game and added more…

Jesus did blackface??

Press X to Brian.

It’s the same delusional mindset. That gun of yours is more likely to get yourself or somebody you care about killed then it is to defend your home from intruders you are so paranoid about. Chances are if intruders enter your home they’ll take the gun while you’re asleep and kill you with it. That or if you are a…

What’s it like constantly being paranoid and prepared for people to assault your home? I really want to know how you rationalize such an insipid mindset.

sorry I’m just imagining you in a swivel chair spinning and shooting everyti,e you hear a noise.

Do we thank Pacific Rim for this?

I dunno, I’d have to disagree there. If they were going to move it to a different time period at all instead of it being modern day but remote, the ice age seems like a pretty good choice. They’ve already done Pacific islands, Nepal and Africa for modern day. I guess they could go back to a different part of Africa,…

You’re thinking about Assassin’s Creed

Woah what a surprise. Ubi advertising DLC for a game that’s not released yet, that was developed alongside the main game but is locked behind paywalls.

I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be an infinity symbol. It stands for the amount of bullshit they’re going to pack into the releases between 2 and 3.

*starts banging 2 empty halves of coconuts together*