Demon Souls: 2009.
Dark Souls: 2011.
Dark Souls 2: 2014.
Bloodborne: 2015.

We have here a grand total of four games released over a six year period.

Call of Duty: 2003.
Call of Duty 2: 2005.
Call of Duty 3: 2006.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare: 2007.
Call of Duty: World at War: 2008.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: 2009.
Call…

Konami exec#1: ok guys! We finally killed that pesky goose. It was laying these useless golden eggs that we don't know what to do with. Stupid goose. I can't eat gold!

Ah yes, the three pillars of American culture: greasy bacon, assault rifles and reckless use of both. Murica.

Side issue, but as an actual Scottish human myself, if only the accent was the worst thing about Braveheart.

Terminology works if the narrative carefully has the reader understands what the hell is going on. FF13 has failed this, sadly, since the definition of such terms wasn't weaved into the damn story exposition. Hell, FF10 explained it's world and terms through a dumbass, whiny protagonist.

As a straight dude, I agree. How endless barrages of massive moon physics boobs are okay and weiners aren't is something I'll never understand. Probably has something to do with how whenever there's a dong in a movie or something most straight guys freak out like the mere sight of one is going to turn them gay.

You're crazy and old fashioned.

Are we talking about the game or all the dicks in it?

Your so wrong, I am going to tell you that your wrong. of course entitled to your opinion and all that crap, but it's wrong. Did I mention what you said there was wrong? Cause it was. Also the uncharted games were great games. I am right.

No, it's a video game thing. Pretending it's exclusive to one company is dismissive and ignorant.

I do consider myself lucky. I have some kind of luck that all these game breaking bugs never seem to effect me. I encountered that bug once in the app. I started it up to check my progress and it loaded like it was my first time playing it. So I just logged out and logged in without closing the app and after I did…

The people of Charlie Hebdo definitely didn't deserve what happened, but this isn't an issue of free speech, its an issue of actions have consequences. Far too often people will talk out of line, say something or do something that reflects poorly on them, and then they try to use "free speech" as a Get Out of Trouble…

Yeah, I don't understand this at all. Lucasarts' blinkered fatcats decided that adventure games were dead and cancelled all their in-dev and future projects (including the Sam and Max and Full Throttle sequels, which you can find footage of online with a bit of digging). Then, critics just seemed to take the bait and…

EfMI was the second game from this engine, so it makes sense that it would remind you of it :)

I love how Lancelot has to kill the bouquet* on the wall. Because fuck that bouquet.


*it could be an unlit torch. I couldn't really tell.

Are you a time traveler?

You've obviously never played Civ.

"Baby, are you Gandhi, because you just fucking nuked me."

Days like this really make me question why I keep coming back to Kotaku. I know there's Kotaku Core and all but there are occasionally interesting things that aren't "core".
But at least 2-3 times a week some author with little to know experience will just hop on Google image search and put in "Video game, Disney,…