The man should be glad he wasn't in Japan, or the woman would have pulled a rocket launcher on his ass out of thin air, Because anime is 100% accurate.

They'll just sit there, fapping right back.

if they really are watching me, i'd totally fap all the time in my living room - staring at the kinect sensor - just to make them uncomfortable.

The dog dies.

Hey. Who says you have to be a woman for that? lol

high level otaku's? we talking like level 83ish?

yfw that whole 'finger at the side of head' gesture was actually 12 years of foreshadowing to Miles getting glasses.

It looks like it's seen things no house should ever see.

I wonder if the people that leave these comments ever go to restaurants in a city.

This house has eyes !

Okay guys, real talk. Let's talk about this new Ace Attorney game.

Spiderman 2 as in Enter Electro or Spiderman 2 as in the game of the movie Spiderman 2?

That's one thing I like about japanese games and anime etc....they just throw in vast amounts of fanservice for the other side as well. That's my kind of equality. And I'm serious. This is entertainment, let people have their hot guys and gals to look at. While in the west, I guess, live action movies somewhat do that…

Its funny that all the males had more clothes, because shortly thereafter we got THIS:

All I could think of while looking at this article was:

I can see Matt and Patt's reaction now, what an awesome playthrough that was.

How did a throwaway joke turn into a tldr length article. It's a play on a common saying, and it's fair comedic game to finish the saying in a way that implies the opposite of what the original quote said. I find this far less offensive than the average episode of Will and Grace.

Oh hell yeah, I would watch the shit out of a youtube channel of Eve highlights but the game itself just seems like one where new players are inexorably beholden to those who came before. And I have played a game like that before, and its called life.

he promised smoking pigs and detectives but never delivered

I know right? It's like people bitch and moan about wanting something new, but when they do get something new, they bitch and moan about it.