No one can defeat my hand, you can say I had a lot of... practice.

Obligatory video

Wait, why is Snoop laughing with a cheetah?

UUUUUUUUULLLTTRAAAAAMMAAAAAAANNNN!!!

Just doing the internet's duty, I see.

My favorite Aussie lingo, "Ya cunt".

Five hundred and ninety nine US dollars.

Of course we do.

I remember downloading a Madden demo and it took me through the tutorial. Seriously the amount of new information in such a short time made me quit the demo right away.

My reaction to this article:

David is a piece of art, the fire emblem picture is artwork.

I agree, the fuck is this.

ME TOO!

Exactly, where's mah drills? MAH DRILLS!

Don't worry people are already subbing the videos.

Looks like a start of a food fetish scene.

At least it's not as bad as this.

Pepper is an android.

That's exactly what I thought too.

When I think of strict parents, Chinese parents come to my mind.