Because the average reader doesn’t know about the Chinese wall between ad and editorial staff decisions. And will assume, wrongly, that Jezebel is being hypocritical by not running a pro-choice ad. And this will cause controversy that will (they hope) go viral and even spill over into the mainstream media, since the…

I don’t know if it has anything to do with the comic, but I can remember “guns” being slang for large biceps since I was a kid in the 1960s.

THANK YOU, DOOR!

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

It sounded more like a “go back to Africa” type comment before I knew. I’m still offended, though, so it's cool.

I will say the “Renew Your Vows” has been great. One element that’s fantastic is the part where all the villains basically expect Spider-man banter and Spidey just lays into them. Hell, even the Power Pack kids expect banter and he’s got zero banter to give.

That....no.

This pretty much says it all about this guy and his ilk:

Finally:

Obligatory Ultimate Skyrim

Remember that everything in Mass Effect has only extended to the Milky Way galaxy. All of the planets and the Mass Effect relays only existed (in our knowledge) in the Milky Way. The Reapers lived in Dark Space, the vastness between galaxies. And as far as we know, they never visited anywhere else. And the ending of…

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

X-play reunion! #G4TV

He says Universes actually, but the way Akira treats a Universe isn’t anything like how it works in real life.

Well it’s my new wallpaper. It replaces the following:

Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.