Thank god you mentioned Nightwing and Oracle.

I thought it was to kill spiders.

Power up complete. Current Power Level: 4.

Still powering up.

Hang on Greg, I’ll have a witty retort but I am still powering up.

I swear, as a Texan, every time a politician says something stupid, I say, “Don’t be from Texas Don’t be from Texas, Don’t b - GODDAMMIT.” Some years it’s like we round up all the crazy and send it to Austin.

With a spider killing hammer.

Dropping Internet Hugs in this thread, take as needed:

Was that the New Avengers series? I haven’t read too much of the avengers recently but I read Evan’s post on the New Avengers earlier.

My fiancee is allergic to spinach and I am allergic to pork (specifically nitrates in pork). Ordinarily, we tell the wait staff about our allergies up front, especially when we go somewhere nice.

Hmm you sound like somebody I know - did you used to live in a place called abbreviated CC?

I am really going to date myself but I credit The ahem older Muppets with convincing me that life is inherently hilarious.

I like how everybody’s going ZOMG TERRIBLE when this is the current Joker in New52:

With the whole Crawford thing...while her mom was excitedly telling us all we kept thinking was, “there wasn’t one person....book character...anyone else you love enough to name your daughter after?”

That one to the right of the blue Vader will disagree with you.

Let it be known that if some paparazzo interferes with the Deadpool movie, I will hypothetically kick them in the hypothetical junk.

In all sincerity, see about some therapy if you haven’t already.

I’d like to see how Rand Paul makes Christian values work within Ayn Rand’s ‘Everything-for-me-nothing-for-you’ platform.

The otters do love to eat that. Last time I tried abalone it was like shoe leather.

and can crack rocks against their chests or something if this one friend I had who was really into otters was right