With a spider killing hammer.

Dropping Internet Hugs in this thread, take as needed:

Was that the New Avengers series? I haven’t read too much of the avengers recently but I read Evan’s post on the New Avengers earlier.

My fiancee is allergic to spinach and I am allergic to pork (specifically nitrates in pork). Ordinarily, we tell the wait staff about our allergies up front, especially when we go somewhere nice.

Hmm you sound like somebody I know - did you used to live in a place called abbreviated CC?

I am really going to date myself but I credit The ahem older Muppets with convincing me that life is inherently hilarious.

I like how everybody’s going ZOMG TERRIBLE when this is the current Joker in New52:

I gotta disagree with you here. We’re still reading Shakespeare’s works 400 years after he wrote them. I figure something close would be Chaucer - we’re still reading his works hundreds of years later. Shakespeare may have written entertainment for the “masses”, but so did Arthur Miller, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred…

All of you comic fans need to get off my lawn. Back in 1990, Captain America had a PLASTIC SHIELD:

With the whole Crawford thing...while her mom was excitedly telling us all we kept thinking was, “there wasn’t one person....book character...anyone else you love enough to name your daughter after?”

That one to the right of the blue Vader will disagree with you.

Gamma radiation?

Let it be known that if some paparazzo interferes with the Deadpool movie, I will hypothetically kick them in the hypothetical junk.

In all sincerity, see about some therapy if you haven’t already.

At first, I thought this was some kind of Russian bomb - and then I discovered it was really an English Bomb.

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I'd personally be happier if he was cast as the Big Screen version of the Flash. AS WALLY goddamnit.

I’d like to see how Rand Paul makes Christian values work within Ayn Rand’s ‘Everything-for-me-nothing-for-you’ platform.

The otters do love to eat that. Last time I tried abalone it was like shoe leather.

and can crack rocks against their chests or something if this one friend I had who was really into otters was right