More likely they took a broken one and hung it up.

Texas has a long standing tradition of political machines, including South Texas where Eva is from.

Also, when the humans fall, it's usually hilarious!

Boy, that sums up everything, doesn't it? Look at Princeton Boy sitting there, just waiting to have a shoebox filled with oily diarrhea handed to him. You could replace Jason Garrett will literally anyone, and nothing about the Cowboys would be different.

Thank you for making me look up EMILY's List. I need to send them a few bucks.

As a Democrat in Texas, I say thanks.

I always loved Winston Churchill's statement: Democracy is a terrible way to run a government - except for all the others.

Maybe you could contact a custom figure maker on etsy.com?

I WILL FUCKING SLAUGHTER THAT MEATBALL GIVE IT BITCH.

It's a virus!

This sounds suspiciously like heresy...

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I'm going to guess you are not from South Texas. Catholicism is more popular than Protestantism here. A good rule of thumb for South Texas is that people are Catholic until proven otherwise.

According to Mojang, servers can charge for access - how you break up the charges is the server owner's call, but you can ONLY charge for access. I figure that somebody who has some kind of on server game play or something will be able to put those on an isolated server and charge appropriately.

It's like the world is suddenly full of Brent Sienna!

They hired the Shakespeare Monkeys?!?

Ah nice to see Texas has fewer Cancer deaths. I blame MD Anderson. (Seriously though, when my family members have had cancer, they ALL went there. Superb care.)