Also worth noting: the older man was formerly an investigator with the DA's office. 

Hey, there white folks! Just a reminder that there are lots of us black folks that you don’t notice so much because we aren’t blackity-black. We get to know you really well, kinda like spies, because we can pass.

But mostly, now I’m just angry as fuck, man. Knowing that so much of what’s happening in America now could’ve been prevented; so many Steves who have died and will continue to die, and that motherfucker tweets about ratings.

Don’t remember, though, how I lost $84 when I only took $50 with me.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

And don’t drive like my brother! HAW HAW HAW

Just remember, don’t drive like my brother. 

Except it was actually 5%. But hey, who’s quibbling about 2%?

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/a-famous-drag-queen-a-mummy-in-the-closet-and-a-baffling-mystery

Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?

And responsible. And ethical. And hardworking. And kind.

I think it’s a good sign of the end times that not only are we long past the point where the mess that was W’s presi-duncey looks like a wonderful dream, but “president” Dickface McShithead actually doesn’t completely piss me off in that video where he’s somehow claiming to help out with a massive recovery effort…

But Forrest Gump was likable....

Don’t worry, Miles Morales Jermaine, your secret is safe with me.

However, it was kinda weird to me how some of he said was technically true EXCEPT for his bullshit about how Trump isn’t doing enough to make racists happy.

With surprise cast and guest: Steve Buschemi and the surviving members of the original Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Please tell me their follow up is going to be The Con Air Monologues so that I can die a happy man.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Whatever arguments the doc makes could probably be explained in a paragraph or two, but doing so would mean you have no reason to watch the thing. This reviewer is being loyal to the filmmakers by telling you that it “makes some really good points” without elaborating on those points at all.