Don’t worry, Miles Morales Jermaine, your secret is safe with me.

However, it was kinda weird to me how some of he said was technically true EXCEPT for his bullshit about how Trump isn’t doing enough to make racists happy.

With surprise cast and guest: Steve Buschemi and the surviving members of the original Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Please tell me their follow up is going to be The Con Air Monologues so that I can die a happy man.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Whatever arguments the doc makes could probably be explained in a paragraph or two, but doing so would mean you have no reason to watch the thing. This reviewer is being loyal to the filmmakers by telling you that it “makes some really good points” without elaborating on those points at all.

“We think the verdict as delivered was fair”

We can, but it’ll be -5 to your humanity point total because of the nano-injections.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Journalism 101: nothing goes to print until you have 2 independent sources confirming it. If 1 person says something happened in a hotel room and the only other person who could verify it says it didn’t happen then you can’t print it.

Here - have a thing that you’re gonna need for the upcoming election season

That’s quite a stretch in the use of felony murder. Typically it has to be proximate in time. Meaning, if two people are robbing a convenience store, and a robber pushes the cashier, the cashier hits head, and dies, it would be felony murder because it happened during the felony, when they were fleeing, etc.  This is…

I have numerous friends who are tired of being called racist

HA! Logic... from a ‘Conservative’. Where the fuck have you been hiding?

“Thanks for the breakdown, Mr. Harriot. You’re not your average runaway and a credit to your race.”—Racist 5 Year Old

I don’t want to hear it even to laugh at it. Because it’s the most violent numbnuts who follow him - like those white nationalist terrorists shooting up Louisville and Pittsburgh (and Parkland and Texas) who want to believe it.

You’ve been talking to Congressman Lieu again :-)

“It was always told to me that you needed a constitutional amendment.”

I almost don’t want to waste time caring about this because it’s so blatantly unconstitutional. But looking forward to laughing at the hot takes from “originalists”* and “textualists”* to explain this nonsense.