Well, I for one would love to to jump off the Parthenon in a 65 Ton* giant robot. And killing other giant robots with appropriate weaponry. But I’ve only got around 740 years to wait!

*Again, please don’t tell Yesha I said any of this.

Giving yourself the death penalty prior to sentencing for robbery evading seems a bit of an overreaction. 

Many of them are insane and would prefer to wash their own clothes using organic powdered guano extract they bought for $5,000 on GOOP.

A guy starving to death in the wilderness doesn’t seem to have much to do with a guy being killed by natives - unless you’re talking about how similar it is that both of them got good advice that they discounted because they’re morons, excuse me, DEAD MORONS.

A common fallacy but it just make me feel so sad that someone would think it’s in any way good or proper to say that to Angela.

Can somebody correct me if I’m wrong (seriously), but my reading of this:

Wait, every time there’s an attack our own piece - an immigrant child dies because of what we did four years ago?

You leave Kat Dennings alone. Without Dennings, we wouldn’t this brilliant moment from Thor (which cemented his role as the Labrador Retriever of the MCU):

Yeah apparently he expected some legal repercussions but was let go by the cops.

The original Little Red Riding Hood ended right after Red gotten eaten by the wolf.  Red dies, the Wolf has a full belly.  The End.

The original story has the following plot points:

To be honest, the DBZ movie is clearly bad because it isn’t 75 hours long and Goku isn’t powering up for 85% of the movie.

I will always fondly remember Jademan Comics. The publisher, Tony Wong, tried to present himself as the Chinese version of Stan Lee, and succeeded all the way to prison. Ooops. But the comics were a lot of fun.

From The Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

I thought that maybe Kessler’s trying to say that Bernie’s definition of wealth is different than Kessler’s definition of wealth, but I think Kessler’s just being unclear with what the problem here is - other than the fact that this is from a 2017 study and it’s 2019.

Ugh, it was so bad - supposedly one Pitcairn resident explained it to a priest as “Look, the age of consent has always been 12 and it doesn’t hurt them.”

I think one of the issues that is occurring is here is the number of candidates is seriously diluting the vote. There’s so many candidates that only the serious take downs are rising above the ambient noise level.

A few people I know are starting to call this the Cronenberg Hulk. I have to admit, it was nice seeing Joe Fixit take a turn, even if he was in scrawny Banner’s body.

Trump repeatedly said he’d commit hypothetical treason on National Television. It’s an important distinction. I hate Trump but I want us to be accurate in our condemnation of him.