I hear ya regarding the nation’s capital thing, and I’m sorry your family didn’t get the memo about the proper time to visit Texas.

This is a lie.

Important things to know:

Relevant screen name is relevant.

Also - Sharen Wilson is a Republican. The vast majority of County Leadership is part of the GOP.

Black Panther in a nutshell:

Whenever any news headline begins with “Florida Man,” you know it’s going to be good.

Meh, details. It’s not like the singer mattered except in the size of the crowd he attracted.

I suspect the union requested a pause on things while the legal battle plays out. No point in trying to get the guy back in the classroom if he’s convicted.

Well, my guess is that since this guy’s not been in a lot of relationships, he’s judging things from his parents viewpoints or experience. So his parents probably planned out when they were having kids, and never divorced, and have been relatively happy (which is f*cking awesome).

Caffeine free Dew? UGH. How - why -

To be fair, fire is really hard to give back.

Krylon!

Well, according to an ABC poll released last week DACA has 87% support (including 79% among Republicans) so I guess that racism isn’t as widespread as you seem to think.

My wife and I were in you and your fiancee’s shoes. She knew where the money we had was going, and it was pretty meager. So we opted for a simple ring from Avon.

You’re talking the 80s and early 90s?

Wait, the Superbowl ISN’T about the commercials?

Just gonna point out that the X-men in the original movie showed up in leather and one of them said, “What were you expecting? Yellow Spandex?”

Hulks come in Grey, Green, and Red.

Not sure what the School was thinking.