BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Juuling. Congratulations teens, you now have an addiction. Take it from me, you don’t want this monkey on your back, because it never completely leaves. Ever. 30 years later and it’s still with me. It never leaves completely, you only learn to manage it after gut-wrenching hard emotional work, gallons of tears, and…

You think that they didn’t write down talking points/questions at all?

But what happens when the past president said this every time? Were you upset when he said/suggested a similar thing?

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I know how you feel.

You sure are an aggressive person on a keyboard. I expressed a muted opinion not an edict. Chill man, life is too short, especially at the end of my 71 year old tunnel.

Being an engineer, it depends on the party.

Revised headline:

I was being a dick when I first commented. You’re the one who decided to defend a ridiculous headline with an anecdote of how you HAD to play 4-person Mario Kart on vacation in Mexico because 2-player in tabletop mode is for peasants.

Oh well, obviously if you’re vacationing in Mexico, you want to be able to play 4-person Mario Kart. I mean, Mexico has fun stuff but c’mon, it’s Mario Kart.

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Same one. It does seem nice but I just don’t like using them.

If I was a troll, I wouldn’t need to get a life, because all trolls have many lives.

Well I am a hacker extraordinaire. It’s nice to know it’s not going unnoticed.

No, the dictionary said I was rite

Yep. Realistically, gross as it makes me feel, I might be eyeing two of the damn things: One for the extra TV that’ll be going in the attic and one for travel.

Bingo. An affordable second dock makes the Switch a different proposition.

In addition to travel, this might be a fantastic option for families with TVs in multiple rooms, way better than Nintendo’s overpriced dock. Good job, Nyko.