What would have happened if a comedian like Tim Allen had held up a bloody, severed head of Barry Obumble while he was a sitting president? His career would be OVER! Nobody would ever touch him again and the Secret Service would have definitely paid him a visit to discuss with him why this was not a good idea. You…

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Don’t put words in my mouth. Also seek some help brother, don’t hit people

They also have some alternate accommodations. For example, the ships cook can be locked in a freezer as long as you have a marine to guard him.

This is uncomplete. the faculty to expell a passenger for whatever reason they want is not true, as it must be a valid reason, safety or regulatory. Every consumer law, even the basic principle of fulfillment of contractual obligations gives the right to remain in the plane, as the airline acts should not constitute…

Is this the male equivalent of when I see a cute guy I push my boobs forward and make my cleavage more obvious?

TBH it was a very nice dong!

he was seated per-pen-dick-ular to you. FIFY.

I think your daughter is cool. Just thought you should know.

Yeah, but like I still gotta keep my 34 K tits covered so no.

A kid in my daughter’s high school was known for his giant equipment and was sitting next to her in a similar fashion last spring, dong resting on his thigh, khakis straining to contain the monstrous organ. She looked at it and hissed, “Jesus, rearrange that RIGHT NOW!!” Mortified, he complied with her directive.

I was on the Metra last weekend and a lady stepped on with no bra while slinging her labia around her leggings like it was hanging from a meat hook.

We’d be obligated to help out regardless due to the mutual defense treaty. Why pack up and move out just to move back in later?

Personally, I’d pull ALL United States forces out of South Korea. ALL! Let them take care of themselves. 5 bucks says the first boom to go off, South Korea will beg the USA to come help them. Bunch of worthless fools...

I could see a tuna melt being microwaved or maybe some left over old school tuna noodle casserole or creamed tuna on toast or a tuna bunstead. But what kind of animal eats it at 9 am in a public office? Feel shame, lowly office worker. Shame.

Microwaving fish in the office is grounds for disciplinary action. Microwaving fish in the office at 9:00 am (!) is grounds for serious payback.

Wtf. You are allowed to assault that person. Go ahead, you won’t get arrested or even fired, I’m betting.

I love tuna, but who the hell microwaves it? Do they still put mayo in it? We are talking canned tuna right? I am so confused. Hot tuna sounds terrible unless it’s in a tuna melt. Which is just not a work appropiate meal despite being delious.

I worked in one office where it officially was. Fish and popcorn: both were banned from the microwave, and people had actually been fired for both before I got there.

I cannot recall the last time I’ve seen a Tom Cruise movie. Probably Mission Impossible...3?4? Aren’t his movies all the same? That boyish likeability went out the window by the time he had his 2nd eye-tuck.