I will be there at 11pm in front of anyone else to buy in Walmart as I was for the WiiU with avid excitement and no regrets. #NintendoFan4Eva

True, true. Russian whores are leakers though, amirite?

Bill Clinton poked his cigar into Monica’s pussy. In the Oval Office.

No. They knew that to acquiesce to this terrorist demand now would only encourage more such attacks in the future. It’s a losing policy to pay ransom demands.

SO FIX THE ABILITY TO GET INFO FROM SECURE SERVERS. DO not EXPECT FOREIGN POWERS TO STOP TRYING TO EXPAND THEIR INFLUENCE AND POWER BASE. THATS RETARDED. COLD WAR NEVER STOPPED. STUPID TO EXPECT IT TO.

Casualties of war. Which you lost. Hence the bellyaching. Enjoy the improved economy, increase in overall jobs available in America, and the increased pride in being American the next 8 years will bring to everyone in the states. Cheers!

If you encounter accidental anal ... fuck iiiiiiitt!!!

She’s just so ... cute ... the way she eats that mayonegg!

Yes it IS your fucking job. You just suck at it.

Seriously bro that first early cup is so damn good and it makes my heart beat erratically. Totes worth pissing if rest of office 🤣

Idk, maybe all the death threats were satirical too.

I thought they had banned cigs on commercial flights?!

Kanye is willing and able so is Bruce Willis’ band.

To be fair he could have been referring to keeping up on the R&D re stealthy ops of subs. That’s always a good idea to stay ahead of the curve re stealth anything in defense. We sure as hell don’t need more B83s ffs. And Putin doesn’t need the Satan Two. Fuck humans. They suck so hard.

Oh, they are not sir. Either.

He’s just grabbing his dick by the pussy. Apparently those celebrity Elite types can get away with that.

It will be sooner than you think mr glass half empty. It will be driven by money and profit. Semis and trucking will change first. 24/7 driven trucks with zero drivers falling asleep, driver pay goes to profit line. Sucks for all the transport drivers but they will be out of work within 10-20 years if not sooner. This…

Home. Naked. If neighbors visit underwear. Always shirtless. Cheers!

Fuck them for ruining such a gift. Seriously since episode VI this series has been sucking so hard for no good reason other than incompetence and out of touch.

Does Doom get better? First hour so boring I quit.