I call bullshit on your story. Race relations are exactly where the liberal media want them to be today. The beer company even drew a picture for you, jumpin geebus, but hey, if being overly dramatic makes you happy, have at it girl!

Her first post wasn't dickish, and the reply "you made that up" WAS dickish, so then she replied dickishly in return. Tit for tat. At no time was she dickish without provocation. And I really don't even give a gd fuck about it, but I find it funny that actually YOU'RE A DICK in your attempt to insinuate that she was a…

You may not need to do this CBT stuff. A lot of people go around all day down talking themselves, beating themselves up in their heads. It leads to depression and hypo functioning. This crazy shit has been scientifically proven to work in those cases. cheers!

dude, I've written some decent posts in kotaku. Must I remain a ghost?

I bought the wii u at midnight for zombieU. Still love playing that game. I bought the bone for dead rising. Played it nonstop for two weeks with my bff. Am about to (prob get divorced) for doing the same with Halo 1-4 over the holy daze. Ps4 bought white destiny console. Played the shit outta it. Level28 warlock,…

Dissing 'proles' and Repubs all in one sentence. I'm ... so confused right now.

Dissing 'proles' and Repubs all in one sentence. I'm ... so confused right now.

Methinks a pattern doth emerge!

He probably did force sex on those women, and he probably deserves to be reviled and hated and to lose any status he ever held. Kudos for the probing timely question, and I look forward to seeing the shine come off the fucking pudding pops. I was sick of them a long fuckng time ago anyways. I just wish all rapists…

One does not have to be 'feminist' minded to realize this complete and total douchebag is in fact a complete and total douchebag. What a giant turd suppository! I'm shocked we, as the human race, have agreed to allow him to continue to draw breath! I had to disimpact an elderly man once in my intern year, which in the…

Feeling sorry for someone with a great sense of humor and a sharp wit to boot? This guy is laughing his ass off at all the rubes whose feathers managed to get all ruffled! I say kudos to the midnight toker. Cheers!

Ok, now you're funny again. Cheers!

Ok now you're just trolling. But thanks for that first laugh, felt good ;-))

Chillax people it was clearly a joke, and kinda funny at that. Are you all androids missing the humor circuitry?

I just pronhubbed her - NAS-T UGGH!!

This isn't at all like Halo. This isn't even like GTA. This is fucking repulsive, with no story to speak of. The only gamers this could appeal to are ones with anger issues who occasionally fantasize about going on a killing spree.

By be holding we become changed. Annnnnnnnnd down the rabbit hole we fall, seemingly helpless to stem the evil unleashed upon the world.

Why don't they recommend she strap down those pesky distracting mams while she's at it? I got into so much shit my first year in residency for talking too "sure of myself" when they wanted me to sound all submissive and unsure. Fuck them. I quit their program and ended up in one of the most awesome towns in the states…

They're sitting on a potential Phoenix. Hire a PM to babysit these people, and put them to work on a long range evolving game project. After five years who knows, such an unorthodox method could produce pure gold!

Wow, Bioshock iOS came out like what, 1-2 months ago? And it's already going on major sale from 15$ down to 11$? If I'd been one of the early adopters I'd be pissed right now let me tell ya!

Wow, Bioshock iOS came out like what, 1-2 months ago? And it's already going on major sale from 15$ down to 11$? If…

I wouldn't regret any choices I made either, as they made me who I am today, but wouldn't it be awesome to have a functional 'douche detector'? Dating would never be the same again!