You think someone deserves to get PIT’d because they wanted to find a safe spot to pull over?

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

You disgust me. 

Hot Take: I enjoyed Shazam and look forward to the sequel.

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

“At that age [19], teenagers are mature enough to know what they’re being part of.”

There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

Am I missing something? I see no connection other than the origins of the festival or party or whatever that would tie her to KKK leanings. If dumbass Black people wanted to join that bullshit, that’s of course their choice but I don’t see where she was personally connected to the KKK or even racism. I also think it’s…

I mean, if you don’t want your death to be widely mocked, don’t get eaten by a paper-mâché stegosaurus. It’s a pretty simple rule.

IN MY DAY, if we wanted to reverse the car we took a walk around it every single time. Cars were so big back then, it took 5 minutes just to walk around the front end! We carried a spiked bat and a .45 to scare away any mischievous children or animals sitting near, on or under the car. Then we got in the car and after…

You’ve watched television before?

Right now, the sheriff’s office has reported to FOX 4 KC that it appears the driver was simply going too fast and collided with a tree.

I mean, we give them automatic weapons and train them to kill people, but we can’t train them to drive trucks? Heck, in the military they'll drive trucks too, often in other countries. 

I’ll take it to mean make a point of hiring women who’ve been wronged especially since in many or most cases they’ll suffer career repercussions for standing up for themselves.

Its not though. Those surveys don’t actually provide meaningful feedback, their only purpose is to punish sales people and dealers. get a 95/100 on a survey, that’s an F and you lose any bonus related to the vehicle, and being a new car there was borderline 0 markup for the salesperson anyway so they get $50-100 as a…

If over the course of several hundred deals thoughout the year MOST dealers get it right and have no problem sending out the door prices, even on out of state deals...the problem is not the “complexitity of the system” if a FL dealer refuses to send a quote for a Florida customer, especially when their competiton can…

“This isn’t a heartwarming tale, this is a damning indictment”

Weird. I heard that as Mom, piping up from another room.

That’s fair.

Those are notoriously unreliable, but would have been smart to mention. If only to mitigate your comment. lolz