Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Random crazy person, physical violence, lots of bugs, some vomit, all trapped in a subway car together?

Also, they’re beads.

Rotary engines and auto stop/start for emissions. Boom flood time

This will happen when the new Ford Bronco gets greenlit. And the mid-engine Corvette shows up. And Nissan takes orders for the IDx Nismo. And Toyota makes the Supra successor. And Moller’s SkyCar hits production.

DONK DONK

I love this particular criticism more each and every time I see it! It’s very fresh!

this is a perfect comment and I thank you for it

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

You realize that starting right off the bat by comparing whatever they are doing to Nazis using curse words and all caps means that you look like a loon and I cant take anything you say seriously right?

Yeah, I’m pretty certain it’s not the inmate part of the story that’s the problem...

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

colloquialism

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

No one denies this!

A man who parks his trailer in his driveway is a “dickhole”? Why?

Please send to me; dries@jezebel.com

Totally unrelated, I just remembered that five years ago I wrote a term paper in grad school about Jezebel and I got like a C on it.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.