It sounds like the racist version of straight people throwing around “faggot” and then saying of course they’re not homophobes, they don’t mean it that way, their cousins neighbour is a gay so they can say it, didn’t you see that South Park episode? 

“Rest in peace, Justin Holmes, you shouldn’t have gone that day.[…] I pray for his family every night. This has been weighing on me every single day of my life,”

Imagine how ironic it would be to find one of these in your Chardonnay. 

I replied with this to a similar question on the Jez article*:

According to the article the power company told the family that a truck was dispatched to restore the power; if they were expecting it to be restored it wouldn’t really make sense to transport her. As well, depending on her level of mobility and the nature of the equipment she was reliant on it may not have been…

“They were gang socks. He’s obviously a member of the West Side Twinkle Toes.”

“Hello 911? I need the police! There’s a child mowing a part of my lawn!”

“...the little guy of the blockbuster franchise”

As someone who both owns a new model Mazda and works in the service / parts department at a Mazda dealer, I’m surprised the review of the Mazda Connect system wasn’t just a barf emoji.

“Infowars Skincare” is a very 2018 product.

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen

“How is the install of RealEmotions v2.1 going with the press secretary?”

So in the film it is intimated that Gibsons daughter leaving water everywhere, the cryptic message left to him my his dying wife, even his son’s asthma attack while the alien was spraying poison everywhere, was all the subtle machinations of a “higher power”. All weird coincidences that came together to save him and…

Not if I’m trying to charge it...

Many of the newer model Mazdas changed how the occupancy sensor works in a way that it will be triggered if you leave your phone on the seat. It doesn’t have anything to do with the weight of the phone, but rather interference from an electrical device. I have a CX-3 which is a fine car but has basically nowhere to…

oh nuts

This is good advise about a fun song wrapped in an Instagram comment.

100% white people in that trailer.

Those motherfuckers who put the lease payment as the price for a vehicle can eat a whole Santa Claus bag of dicks. You know why I’m sorting lowest-t0-highest - It’s because I’m looking for the cheapest Bronco 2 in town, not because you leased a “super cute!” FIAT 500 and realized you’ve financially shackled yourself…

It’s that thing you put in your underpants if you’re not entirely sure you can trust your farts, right?