I will only ever refer to one of these cars as a Mr. Two.

Those people are still working there? They at least indirectly contributed to both injury and fatalities and they’re only now maybe losing their jobs because of a financial restructuring?

When I worked for Chrysler in the service department we had a customer come in raging, face covered in power and blood from a split nose. They said they had been driving along in their older model Caravan, minding their own business, when they felt a big bump and their airbag deployed right in their face! They were…

You can perform CPR without giving breaths. Any first aid / first responder training recommends that without a pocket mask or bag available that the responder just do compressions. As well, if the patient is non-responsive the repsonder should fall under the protection of implied consent. Yes, compressions can break…

I mean, manspreading is BS but if someone got on the subway with a full sitcom thanksgiving turkey I’d give them a pass.

At first I was like “$5000 spoiler? $15,000 interior? What the hell?” but then I started looking up parts for my car and if you buy everything the car was made with individually, it can add up. Did you know that an OEM hardtop for a 1990 Miata is $9800 from the manufacturer? (never mind that it’s not longer…

While these guys are being Grade-A dinguses, I don’t think it’s likely they would be attempting to double bill for the work. With an issue like this where it is very likely the customer will call the manufacturer, if the dealer had billed Subaru for the warranty work they would have been caught red-handed as soon as…

In the case of your car, if after you added the supercharger your door latch stopped working, would you still be OK with Honda denying your warranty claim on it? Modifying one component on your car doesn’t mean the entire warranty is voided, it’s just the affected components. That seems to be the case here.

Ann Coulter North Christie Blatchford tried to pledge money? I’ve never been more shocked.

“(T)he reality is we are not friends.” seems like shade but after getting it wrong on Shade Court so often I have no idea.

That's what happens when you hungry tweet.

It sounds like the dick in this case is actually the size of a rapey stockbroker.

Looks like Trumps Twitter-bot has gained sentience and has started posti

The Doe and Roe situation in this article is very difficult to follow. Are they misnamed in some places or is my reading comprehension having a pre-coffee meltdown?

PRNDL - porndial

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Throw a talking dog in there and you got yourself a script!

Or "No Gals Sky"? It's my understanding that this is the preferred nomenclature for the women in my office.

It's impossible to read those weird little post-scripts he includes in ALL his tweets without picturing that weird compressed face smirk he does.