#4: It may be hard to believe anyone could be that clueless, but after nearly a decade working at luxury dealerships I can tell you it's not that far-fetched.

Then they should get another job. That's what the original poster is suggesting the TSA agents do, why doesn't it go both ways?

That's what you get for parking with your sweetie at Makeout Point.

Forget these other people, I totally agree with you. It's like when I go to McDonalds. I HATE McDonalds but I choose to go there all the time anyway even though there are other options. But because I hate them so much I always treat the people at the counter like garbage because as everyone knows, that's absolutely…

What's the worst that could happen?

AMEN.

There was an article on one of the Gawker sites recently that discussed this same issue, with the author describing his inability to find, through the Amazon site or through actually speaking to a customer service rep, anywhere that described the device limit of particular books. I haqven't been able to find the…

"the sweetening compound glycyrrhizin"

I know it's just a souped up sound card, but the name of that thing sounds like what you check for to make sure no one has had sex with your stereo.

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Mmm I'm going to have to disagree. You see, I know quite a bit about cars. From how ABS (All Brake Stopping) works to what models are equipped with DFI (Deep Fire Ignition), I'm a veritable Wikipedia of automotive stuff.

FR = front / rear?

You know, that's not as far-fetched as it sounds. Google already has the technology / software in Goggles to identify images like that, I can't see it being that difficult for the search to be referenced to the online market of whatever store you've "entered" in Street View.

The production values for the new Saw film are signifigantly lower than previous efforts.

Well if the T. Rex hunted by bad smells then I would be dead.

I've never been (successfully) mugged, but I always wondered how reasonable a mugger would be. Could you ask them if you could keep your ID? Credit cards can be canceled and I rarely walk around with all my disposable income in my pocket, the identification is the only thing I would be choked about losing.

"FINALLY. That jerk-off Donald has been lording his iPhone over me for years, while I'm stuck with this bullsh*t clamshell."

Nope, juuuuuuuuust right.

Not that impressive. 7,500 homes seems like a lot but you have to remember that all things Cornish are approximately 1/3 the size of regular things, as evidences by their tiny chickens.

I wish I could heart you a million times...