Dear Reventon,

"Why do you spend anything on defence?" What an asinine question. Two words: Fucking Mongorians.

Depending on the increase in efficiency of the solar tracker and the rate of failure of the servos / motors / sensors used to track the sun, I wonder if the tree setup may still be the better option. Maybe for remote / developing areas?

You mad bro?

Check out was 11am.

Right? Isn't there like a statute of limitations on things being really super awful?

Unless it's a pound of feathers. Then it's lighter.

Well in this case it at least started out well, as a rocket propellant. Silver lining maybe?

Didn't think this needed to be said...

Yeah but those companies are making weapons to be used on our enemies of the moment. This kid wanted to kill AMERICANS!

Alanis Morrisette would be so disappointed...

I don't think they'd go for it, in my experience generating revenue is pretty low on the police departments priorities.

I think the only person who could direct a Hack/Slash adaptation that I would go see the film would be Rob Zombie.

Isn't it great that the director of Scientific Computing is putting smileys in his correspondence?

No it's correct. The new upper body upgrade is going to have killer abs.

Well, as they are using a hacked version of the AIDS virus for this leukemia treatment, let's hope nothing develops after that.

The last time I tried to do that I kicked my keys across my yard and into a gutter. It was then that I realized why no-one ever wanted to play hackey-sack with me.

Are you saying "Jesus Diaz" or "Jesus, Diaz" in the first sentence? It's killing me :(

Question from an ignorant Canuck: Lets say I'm somewhere in the US, and I get migraine or blurry vision or whatever. I go to the doctor and say this is happening, WTF. He says well you may be having an aneurysm, you need a CT and an MRI to start, we might need to shove this coat hanger up your leg and into your brain.…

Man that must have bothered you! It must have bothered you so much that you couldn't continue reading the article and see one sentence later that the giz staff realized this wasn't cool and just pulled it altogether.