executive a: “wow, this portable battery really gives off a lot of heat”

executive a: “wow, this portable battery really gives off a lot of heat”

“lol” replaces periods in sentences to help soften statements

Holy fuckballs you’re serious.

It’s a PBS nature video...

Wow.

Eh...build up your immunity! If we are too sanitary a sneeze from a Malasian guy will wipe out 1/2 of the US population.

My mother has been a constant ‘Selectee’ since as long as I can remember. She is about as radical and scary as a cheese cake. So unless you know a lot of pension aged, service driven, God fearing, former school teachers named Mohammed stuff that racist shit back up your ass and choke on it. It ain’t funny ‘Bill’.

I’m all for LGBTQXYZWhateverLetterWereOnNow rights and to not discriminate against. However, I’m damn tired of being painted a villain when I get tired of seeing this crap. It has nothing to do with being about trans or LGBT or whatever. I was just hoping that Splatoon would just have posts about silly things like…

I found the posts to be pretty annoying, mostly due to how forceful and shoehorned they were. No more cool tags and fanart, just endless whining and chicken scratch screeds about the importance of gender identity in a squid-themed third person shooter

“even the payload has more kills than you”

I wasn’t seeing his ideologies as the main thing that made him stupid. It was mostly the part where he asked on a gaming forum where to buy machine guns. That is in my opinion a serious lack of some abstract faculty of mind as you put it.

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

My guess is the network disconnect is what broke it. The game tried to send location data, couldn’t for a sec, and the server was like “welp, I have no idea where you are *flick*”

Little do they know that Croatians are neither whales or dolphins.

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

Garbarge

Go to your room and think about what you did!!

My motorcycle handles most bumps better than my car, sadly enough. At least it does now that I upgraded the suspension.

Well, there’s also all the molten plastic from the bags the cheese comes in.

My ass is sweating just looking at that