No scene featuring Diana Rigg should ever be deleted.

That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Ice dragons

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Clip will get more eyeballs than Any Given Wednesday 

I totally hate that untalented hacktress. Ruined the Ring trilogy by herself.

He was quickly located and shot by police when they mistook an acorn for a Glock.

Who cares about the chess kid? I want to know what the story is with that guy and the black squirrel

The black squirrel stole the show.

Maybe you should ask Ken Starr then.

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?

Well, Hannity and Brietbart seem to have managed to dig up all of three for the entirety of the man’s political career, none of whom are willing to go on record and answer questions from any non-Hannity/Brietbart news source, whereas Trump’s had about 15 and counting now in the past 72 hours alone and responds by…

Really weird how Trump will say, in 2 consecutive sentences: “How dare you bring up something that happened way back in 2005?” and“Why aren’t you attacking Bill Clinton for something that happened in 1979?”

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

EVERYTHING makes Hunger Games look like child’s play, because it’s a story about murder games with barely any murder in it. Battle Royale did it years earlier and so much better, which is why my one-sentence description of Hunger Games is either “Battle Royale if the author were too scared to actually do what she was…

This is key. Because instead of “emails/Benghazi/is she secretly dying” we’d be hearing about Bernie’s flirtations with the Castros and that weird shit he wrote about how women wouldn’t get cervical cancer if they’d just fuck more. Not to mention Cornel West would be all over cable news “helping” Bernie out.

Socialism: Potentially appealing to half the country if the only other option is racist, sexist, and quasi-fascist. Catch the fever!