That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Ice dragons

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

Clip will get more eyeballs than Any Given Wednesday 

Maybe you should ask Ken Starr then.

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?

Well, Hannity and Brietbart seem to have managed to dig up all of three for the entirety of the man’s political career, none of whom are willing to go on record and answer questions from any non-Hannity/Brietbart news source, whereas Trump’s had about 15 and counting now in the past 72 hours alone and responds by…

Really weird how Trump will say, in 2 consecutive sentences: “How dare you bring up something that happened way back in 2005?” and“Why aren’t you attacking Bill Clinton for something that happened in 1979?”

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

This is key. Because instead of “emails/Benghazi/is she secretly dying” we’d be hearing about Bernie’s flirtations with the Castros and that weird shit he wrote about how women wouldn’t get cervical cancer if they’d just fuck more. Not to mention Cornel West would be all over cable news “helping” Bernie out.

Absolutely. Sanders would’ve had to spend the first three months of a general campaign convincing voters that “socialist” doesn’t mean he’s Stalin or Castro or Hitler (why Hitler? Because people are stupid and don’t know the difference between fascism and communism.). Meanwhile, he’d also have to convince them that…

...but to flat out say Bernie would be winning is sophomoric.

And yet congress would be barely changed and his socialist agenda would be hampered even by his own party.

You’re assuming everything would have played out exactly the same way had Sanders been the nominee. The election, given some overlap in who they appealed to, would have come down to something like defense, which would have been in favor of Trump. I don’t know, that’s just how I see it, but to flat out say Bernie would…

+1000000 to everything you just said, and then add this: show up for the damn midterm Congressional elections.

He would have been losing until the present meltdown.

Socialism: Potentially appealing to half the country if the only other option is racist, sexist, and quasi-fascist. Catch the fever!